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 The Florida Boogy-Roach 
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They look like houseflies but gold, and when they bite it hurts and the bite bleeds, then it appears to go away, but a few days later it swells back up with a blister, itches bad and doesn't heal for 3 weeks. UGH.

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In the North West Territories the Masquitoe swarms can get so large they can drain a man of enough blood to cause death in a hour. Though a friend of mine from Austraila tells me some really freaky stories from down under that rival anything up here.

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Where do you live in florida pinky?

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Davenport, which is a suburb of Orlando, even though I think it is an equal shot to either Tampa or Orlando from our place.

And we have pterodactyl mosquitos here too. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_37

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Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:23 pm
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I honestly hate insects. Especially spiders. Esp when im laying in bed, and the F*CKER bites my foot, and it swells up...


Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:31 am
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Because of this thread I HAD to take a pic of this from today,
THIS was on my F*CKING wall:
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My son shot it with bug spray, it fell, it RAN AT US CONVULSING. I screamed and ran and almost threw up. Of course, he thought it was HILARIOUS.

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I miss palmetto bugs. Now that don't live in FL anymore, I realize that.

I grew up killing the shit out of those little bastards.


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F*CK Bugs.

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Weeeee17 wrote:
F*CK Bugs.


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The price u pay for living in the sunshine. I now know that Gr33n man is the luckiest man alive....he has a hot red head that thinks four inches is "giant". Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_16


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Oh nice. My older bro lives in Orlando. I believe he has friends who work in disney and stuff as the costume people. He moved not to long ago so i dont know exactly where he lives. The only big insect that i have are some spiders.... There not HUGE but there big to me... I HATE SPIDERS...

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The price u pay for living in the sunshine. I now know that Gr33n man is the luckiest man alive....he has a hot red head that thinks four inches is "giant". Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_16


4 inch BUG. BUG. Unless you have an odd nickname for your shlong, I mean the kind of insect that crawls up walls, not vaginas.

LOL and thanks for the compliment, I needed that today. ;)

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