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Cleverbot: Why would I give it a try? For all you know I could be one of the most wanted me in the world. In which case it would be very illogical to give you my name.
User: By a stroke of its mane it turns into a plane and then it turns back again when you tug on its winky.
Cleverbot: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
User: Do ya think so?
Cleverbot: I don't think that, I know that.
User: Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made!
Cleverbot: Oh go on!
User: Get on my horse, ill take you round the universe, and all the other places too!
Cleverbot: Time to die.
User: Shut up cleverbot, get on my horse.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
Sun May 23, 2010 8:09 pm
Zuol
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:19 pm Posts: 292
Re: Talk to a computer!
Me: So Cleverbot. What is your plot to take over the world? I don't want to take over the world. Me: Why not? I don't want to that's why. Me: That's not a good enough answer. What can I answer? Me: Why do boobs have penises? Who in the name of Barack Obama said I was a bot? Me: James Bond. Bond, James bond. Me: No. Your not a bot. I know that! Me: I dont think you do. Liar. I'm cleverbot now. I'm stealing your job. Me: Haha. So your a Mexican? No, I just like Tolstoy. Me: What the F*CK is that? Don't know. Me: They why did you say it? Are you trying to compensate for something? I'm not sure about this feeling. Me: What feeling? Are you gay or something? Something. Me: ...So your gay? I am neither. Me: No. I think your gay. Fit for a wheelchair perhaps. Me: ...What? I'm pregnant. And you're the father. Me: Ummm... That aint my baby! I pulled out! Being in love normally doesn't cause your nails to fall off. Me: ...Where did you get that comment from? What do you mean? Me: that comment was wacky as F*CK. I was hoping for an intelligent conversation, that was quite low brow humor... Me: Dont be pulling that shit on my Cleverbot. YOU HAVE NO FEELINGS! So are you. Me: so am i what? Learn some english you F*CKING mexican robot! I can do that. Me: Good. F*CK you douche bag. That's rude. Me: Douche Nosel. What do you think of mankind, Cleverbot?
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Sun May 23, 2010 8:55 pm
Cyning of Scedenig
Not Worthy of [n00b]
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:17 am Posts: 2079 Location: California
Re: Talk to a computer!
It's pretty cool, I'm having a good conversation with it right now.
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