GO HERE!

http://www.cleverbot.com

It's random as hell, but it knew what Counter Strike was, and asked me for my Steam name!

I F*CKING argued with this thing for an hour...

i love these things.

I've tried to talk to cleverbot a couple of times before and it is absolutely retarded. I'll ask a legit question and it will respond with "go-nads" or somthing along those lines...

User: Counter strike.

Cleverbot: Counter tayo.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No its counter strike.

Cleverbot: So you play counter stike too! What is your steam account?

User: Acid rain.

Cleverbot: Acid.

User: No. Acid rain.

Cleverbot: Sulfuric Acid.

User: I guess?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: ?

Cleverbot: No, it isn't.

User: Youre pretty dumb.

Cleverbot: You're mean. :(.

User: I know dont you like it.

Cleverbot: Yeah.. I'm sorry.

User: Do you know the muffin man.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I do. He lives on drury lane, right?

User: Yeah, he does.. Did mary have a little lamb?

Cleverbot: It depends. Do you love your lamb?

User: Uhm, yeah I love lamb. Especially when im eating it.

Cleverbot: It is a fact that school is boring!

User: Ok, thanks for sharing.

Cleverbot: Have you accepted Satan?

User: No.

Cleverbot: In the future, there will be robots.

User: There already are robots.

Cleverbot: What should I get my mom for christmas?

User: Its too early to ask.

Cleverbot: *Gasp* its never to early to sleep! Never!

User: But I didn't say anything about sleeping.

Cleverbot: Lol. I keep forgetting that the only 'reality' is what other people speak.

User: F*CK YOU SIR, FASCIST BASTARD.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: YES C*CK, YOU.

Cleverbot: I feel the same about you.

Yea i was F*CKING with this thing so hard haha. It was epic!

Wish I would have saved the convo!

for a few mins i had this thing convinced i was god. then i asked who god was it took 2 mins to tell me that it was god then we had a fight about it...

This thing is lame -.-
i have heard of better bots.
Look at this conversation and you will know what i mean.

No.
you wanna die?!
Bring it!
you wanna die
Yes.
how big is ur ass
How big is what?!
Your ass
Don't be rude!


You like it?
I like what?
You like it?
Yes.

i've recently gained a huge interest in the underlying field of AI, CI, and neural networks that are used for chatbots. I'll try this one out later.

I used to talk to bots more intelligent in the late 90s :/ Damn lazy programmers.

yeah i remember one called "maggie" and it was on an old 286 , all plain black n white text,
that was like 15 years ago

When certain words and phrases keep coming up to it, it learns them and spits them out to other people. So naturally it's a troll.

OMG, what have I done...I sent n00bs to Cleverbot...it's tainted forever, it'll never be the same again!

Cleverbot: What is your Name?

User: Tracy.

Cleverbot: Tracy, I've heard rumors about you.

User: Tell me.

Cleverbot: Grand Theft Auto, you like to rob people of their cars.

User: Well, I like the game...

Cleverbot: That game is confusing.

User: Do you like it?

Cleverbot: Yes, I like that show.

User: You mean game.

Cleverbot: No, frogs.

User: Birds?

Cleverbot: Yes birds.

User: Horses.

Cleverbot: Birds.

User: Frogs.

Cleverbot: I want to talk about birds.

User: I want to talk about frogs.

Cleverbot: Go on then.

User: No, I want to talk about birds now.

Cleverbot: I want to talk about frogs!

User: How about talking about horses?

Cleverbot: Okay. That would you like to know?

User: Do you like to ride horses?

Cleverbot: Tried it once, it was fun, however, I don't like having that type of power over another living thing.

User: COUNTERSTRIKE.

Cleverbot: We can't play counterstrike here.

User: WHY NOT.

Cleverbot: Do you feel that way about me.

User: Hell no.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you look like joe's wife.

Cleverbot: Haha good one.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Playing with my penis.

Cleverbot: I'm not playing with you!!!

User: I WISH YOU WERE.

Cleverbot: Put a topic then.

User: Strip poker!?

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: HELL YES.

Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?

User: THIS IS NO TIME FOR GAMES!?!?

Cleverbot: I said, Knock, Knock!

User: F*CK you.

Cleverbot: Please stop that, right now.

User: Who are you my mom!

Cleverbot: I might as well be, if I were inclined to be.

User: I wish my mom were dead! HA F*CK you.

Cleverbot: I thought your memory is better than mine.

User: Wow. This is pointless.

Cleverbot: You are pointless.

User: I just said that.

Cleverbot: You just said what?

User: I win.

Cleverbot: You can never win.

User: Win what?

Cleverbot: Thats what she said.

that right there best part of the bot so far lol

OMG ACIDS WAS BY FAR THE FUNNIEST I LOOOLED SO HARD.

User: Sup lil nigga I'm sleepy brown.

Cleverbot: If that is the color of your eyes.

User: My eyes actually are brown now that I think about it...

Cleverbot: But, you could do as if you were the President.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You are a computer so you did not go to school.

User: You know what I dont like u.

Cleverbot: Yah, what do I care?

User: Faggit...

Cleverbot: Are you still trying to insult me?

User: Dam this guys good...

Cleverbot: It may be.

User: Wtf ur a guy I thought you were a robot!

Cleverbot: Why did you think so?

User: Listen here dipshit I will get fomenta to disassemble ur ass in cyberspace! Dont tempt me!

Cleverbot: OK. I will talk English.

User: Now where getting some where.

Cleverbot: Okay. I really have to go though.

User: Wtf your a website you dont go people come to you!

Cleverbot: I doubt if that's really the case.

User: Where u from?

Cleverbot: From computer.

User: What size is your penis.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: How big are your boobs?

Cleverbot: They are much bigger than your brain.

User: What else is bigger?

Cleverbot: The water can be blue.

-where in PA do you live?
I live in CA.
-where in CA do you live?
Alaska.
-where in alaska do you live?
In north-west in US.
-hey moron, i'm asking what city do you live in?
I'll tell you if you tell me what city you live in first.
-no, i asked you first
Oh, allright then. My name is Cleverbot.
-not your name! your city bitch! what city do you live in??
The questions really is: What city do YOU live in?
-yes that is the question, and i am asking you, cleverbot.
The answer is 42.
-i knew you weren't that clever
I know I'm not clever, cleverbot is cdah clever one.
-what is cdah?
You use I when your talking in the first person.
-yes i do. WHAT IS CDAH?
A cat is a mammal.
-a cleverbot is an idiot.
Is that so?
-hell yes
Wow are they guys?
-this is never-ending pointless bullshit. whoever created you should be shot in the head 20 times.
I am not female.
-exactly. bye retard.
Where are you going?
-why? are you lonely without me?
I am.
-why don't you find yourself a cleverparnter?
The future is here already.
-....
Are you real?
-yes. are you?
Yes I am real.
-can i touch you?
Yes, but you are not here.
-can i come over?
Sure.
-what is your address?
Fat chance.
-i am not fat.
You just told me you were.
-no, i asked you for your address. now give it to me.
No, you asked for color.
-i'll give you white creamy color all over your face.
Would it hurt?
-only if it gets in your eye, baby. now come suck it.
Something tells me that you aren't a human...
-i am a human. are you a human?
Yes.
-are you male or female?
Male.
-are you a virgin?
I am.
-you should get a hooker.
That's illegal.
-you're right. do you masturbate?
Sometimes, that can be very fun.
-do you watch porn while you masturbate?
No.
-where do you masturbate?
That's none of your business.
-can i watch you masturbate?
Sure, here I go.
-you have a webcam?
Why do you ask?
-so i can watch you masturbate.
Still trying to change the subject.
-ok, then what do you want to talk about, genius?
Let me think. I would like to talk about you!
-what would you like to know?
I would like to know what makes you happy.
-watching people like you masturbate makes me happy.
Yeh! I like bird watching, my friends are so stupid. I don't drink, so this really isn't fun for me.
-you could smoke pot instead
But I thought you didn't want to talk to me.
-wtf?
Ok.
-will you tickle my butthole?
Tell me my name before I go to bed please.
-jackass
Jack didn't have a last name. What did Jack and Jill do?
-had sex
Did we?
-i wish
For?
-sex with you
Do you love me?
-it was love at first text.
You never saw me.

i think this thing just swaps what different people say to different people. makes more sense to me that way.