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 This one time @ church camp 
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its a new twist on american pie. The camp had a lake that doubled as the baptistry pool. one day we went swimming and with 20 people on the other side of the lake, i fucked the shit out of my GF in the ass. then i went ass to mouth on that shit. needless to say i felt blessed that day.



Im still going to hell.

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Yes...I would say F*CKING your girl in the ass and giving her a nice ass-to-mouth in the Baptistry pool constitutes you going straight to Hell....
On the other hand...good F*CKIN job! Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_01

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Dumb F*CKING story I hear shit like this for breakfast.

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SS or it didn't happen.

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SS or it didn't happen.


spyda brings a valid point to the table here.

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Wed May 05, 2010 12:00 am
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SS? if your implying i should post some sort of proof, well 1) this was 4 years ago, and 2) what do you want to see?

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Probably your girlfriend licking your dick like a smelly chocolate ice cream cone.

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Wed May 05, 2010 4:28 pm
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Spyda wrote:
Probably your girlfriend licking your dick like a smelly chocolate ice cream cone.


From my experience, it doesnt have any chocolate on it when you pull it out. Might smell a little dead bodyish but whatever.


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How bout a picture of your girlfriends ass hole, freshly pounded, and have it say "n00bfest" across her ass.

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How bout a picture of your girlfriends ass hole, freshly pounded, and have it say "n00bfest" across her ass.


Just so you know, I can make that happen.


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Zuol wrote:
How bout a picture of your girlfriends ass hole, freshly pounded, and have it say "n00bfest" across her ass.


Just so you know, I can make that happen.

You would be a God if you put up a picture like that....only because we know whose ass it would be....

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I'll see what I can do.


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Zuol wrote:
How bout a picture of your girlfriends ass hole, freshly pounded, and have it say "n00bfest" across her ass.


Just so you know, I can make that happen.


i like the way you think

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I will spoon high, oh yes I will spoon. Most likely naked and in a sauna sweating out our sins.


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I'll see what I can do.

Don't you mean we'll see what you can do?

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JoeMamma wrote:
Mindless wrote:
Zuol wrote:
How bout a picture of your girlfriends ass hole, freshly pounded, and have it say "n00bfest" across her ass.


Just so you know, I can make that happen.

You would be a God if you put up a picture like that....only because we know whose ass it would be....


that would F*CKING hilarious. please do

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This would then become the most epic thread ever.

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Oh but just a tip Mindless. Don't do that shit to often unless you want your future wife to have a colostomy bag.

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This would then become the most epic thread ever.

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We've decided what we're gonna do. I'm gonna bend her over and put n00bfest on her ass in perm. marker.

She's totally cool with it...surprisingly


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We've decided what we're gonna do. I'm gonna bend her over and put n00bfest on her ass in perm. marker.

She's totally cool with it...surprisingly

My dick went super saijyon on hearing of this news.

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