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 "Go blow some smoke up your ass" 
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Post "Go blow some smoke up your ass"
It's some pointless info I got in one of the random e-mails my friend sends me. BE glad we don't like in the late 17th or early 18th century.

Tobacco Smoke Enema (1750s-1810s)
The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient's rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase "blow smokes up one's ass."

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*strokes goatee* interesting...

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Hahaha.

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It would be quite disturbing to wake up with a tube in your ass, and when its out you fart little puffs of smoke haha.

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Caniboid wrote:
It would be quite disturbing to wake up with a tube in your ass, and when its out you fart little puffs of smoke haha.


i LOL'ed @ smoke fart

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Better yet...Ass rings!


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Better yet...Ass rings!

I gigglead a little at smoke fart but I actually laughed out loud at this one! Good one mindless! But lets not get into smoke tricks cuz the others would be F*CKING discusting!

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Caniboid wrote:
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Better yet...Ass rings!

I gigglead a little at smoke fart but I actually laughed out loud at this one! Good one mindless! But lets not get into smoke tricks cuz the others would be F*CKING discusting!


I have a friend that can shoot me in the face with rings from across the room. It pisses me off, but it's funny.


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Haha... Well maybe if they tried it except with weed instead of tabacco. Then you wake up baked. The definition of wake and bake.

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Nice ya i've got a friend that thinks he's good at em, but the truth is he's horrible. They barely make it a foot from him haha. But we always act like he's really good haha.

Well the truth is Zuol ingestion of drugs through the ass makes them hit the blood stream faster and much harder. So you'de be higher than you've ever been. I'm not sure that weed smoke would be absorbed. But certain drugs do work. But F*CK all that. I'de rather taste the shit than be smoke probed lol. But to fix your statement. That would be the definition of Bake and Wake because you wake up after getting baked AHAHA.

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god damn wish i could smoke rings! There so sick now i feel like whipping out a hookah and practicing XD

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Mindless wrote:
I have a friend that can shoot me in the face with rings from across the room. It pisses me off, but it's funny.


LOL god damn wish i could smoke rings! There so sick now i feel like whipping out a hookah and practicing XD

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double post, lewl

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