This is the best thread on n00bfest in probably a year.


Also: tongue bars are normally straight, whereas belly button bars are usually curved. It's not a tongue piercing, douchebags.

Another of the funny comments the doctors heard, was that aparentely she and some friend of hers where drunk and high as F*CKIN kites, so one of the dudes that was there said "please doctor when you get that shit out i want it back, it would be great to have it back as a souvenier AND i can get the entire ball set together again" and after that they all, including her started laughing, again haha true story.

EDIT: My english suck :(

no one blames you ginzu, we blame fat people and the american government

I worked in a hospital once in Medical Records. We used to go thru the charts when they came down to find the interesting stuff and laugh about it. One time, an older woman came in and wouldn't tell them what her problem was. They examined her, and found that she had put her house keys and her bus pass up her vagina. It turns out she had put them there for "safekeeping" because she was afraid she would lose them! Then she tried to get them out and couldn't. We had a good laugh about that!

People stick all kinds of weird stuff up in there, thought I'd seen or heard of it all, but never a pool ball! LOLROFFLE

WOAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that is F*CKING awesome chris

I dont remember ever laughing so hard the facepalm and bus pass made me nearly choke from not being able to breath...

You shouldn't be supprised at what can be found in there lol. A few years ago my friends "girlfriend" ran out into the middle of a party super drunk and proceeded to shove a beer bottle in her twat and shoot it out over and over. My friend still stayed with her

I think I found some things that could be worse than the billiards ball though. LOL

Large Bottle: http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/axr_fb.JPG.jpg

Gun lighter, glass crack pipe and rubber tubing found in an inmate: http://crimesift.com/wp-content/uploads ... dgun22.jpg

The obvious part of this one is the circuitry of a vibrator. Look closely and you can see the rest of the outline goes well above the pelvis: http://download.nowis.com/BloodSweatAndTeaCC/fig6.jpg

Last but not least the one that reminds me of my friends ex: http://files.sharenator.com/coca_cola_x ... 39-580.jpg

And now for something completely different...

http://www.well.com/~cynsa/cement.html

That's about as strange as it gets. :)

Holy shit that's gross!

lol i bet that fag took the concrete casting of his rectum and F*CKING stuck it on his shelf. people come over and ask him about it... "SO THIS ONE TIME I WAS A COMPLETE DOCHEBAG AND BLAH BLAH BLAH..."

Glorious