I've read this three times and haven't laughed once.

i didn't think it was that funny either. i mean did they instantly get food poisoning or did they simply have extremely spicy food that caused them to almost have a seizure? i mean wtf? i have had some bad food. that being said i have never put any food in my mouth that made me instantly want to spit it out. having said that, why the F*CK didn't the guy just spit it out rather than trying to swallow it. what a dumb AFRICAN AMERICAN.

We just had food delivered from Flamingo Palace. We ordered orange chicken, teriyaki chicken and sweet & sour pork. Every dish tasted like it was days old. The pork resembled the look of a couch that had been left out in the sun for a few years. The orange chicken smelled like a bucket of butt-holes and the teriyaki chicken tasted like licking a hobbit's foot. I am 100% sure that all of the previous reviews that were left on here for this place were written by people who work there. Anyone who has actually eaten there would agree that the food in prison is better. Imagine your parents telling you that they hate you and that you are adopted. Then imagine that everyone you love died. Then imagine that your house burns in a fire and your dog is gay for you. Well take all those emotions and now imagine that when you bundled them into one big ball, they actually had a flavor. Well that flavor would taste better than anything pooped out of this place. Flamingo Palace, you have hurt my taste buds and if they go on strike and never taste again, I wouldn't blame them. I'd blame you. I hate what you did to my stomach....well, no food made it past my mouth to my stomach but I hate the fear you put into my stomach when it thought that the crap you sent would actually go there. Oh, and the egg rolls tasted like the main ingredient was laundry detergent. You shouldn't call them egg rolls. You should call them warning sticks! Because if they were an appetizer, they'd give the diners a good fear that the chef wants them to die. I can't believe you actually charged me money for that! April Fools is over!!! And yet you continue to scam Phoenix. A health inspector would never make it out of there alive. He'd feel like he was on the set of Running Man and no matter where he turned, something was trying to kill him!

Agreed. Anyone who laughs at this is a stupid F*CKING idiot C*CK sucker who deserves to die in a fire.