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Finally! My next door neighbors who were two lesbians house was finally bought! Those 60 year olds are at last going to leave...Oh wait, guess who just bought the house? Another pair of lesbians who are in their 50's! They look like two ugly, ragged smokers that are probably going to party all the time with their other lesbian friends.

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sounds hot, you should record the action.


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sounds hot, you should record the action.

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ew


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sounds like a party

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it does sound like a party, sand are you gonna go?


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Ill bring the lube

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munchkin wrote:
ew


She means ew they didn't invite me what fags.

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As Gman once wisely said, "There's no such thing as hot lesbians... unless there's a camera around."

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These aren't 25 year old Lesbians, these are women in their upper 50's that are nasty as hell. Trust me if they were younger and sexy, I wouldn't be complaining!

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Your dumb XD lesbians are always hot even if they are old so video tape them nao!

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As Gman once wisely said, "There's no such thing as hot lesbians... unless there's a camera around."


basicallyyyyyy explains it all....


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it does sound like a party, sand are you gonna go?

oh ya old women turn me on I just love all those wrinkles

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one of my roommates in college had a thing for older women. he eventually married one a few years later, and she already had 3 boys with one in high school. he's like 31-32 now and has a step-son in college!!

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lol purple...but it only means the chick is in her mid to latter 40's then my dads 48 and daten a 37 yo chick and omg is she fine as hell Cali women are pretty hot and shes not dumb either like those damn valley girls lol

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lol purple...but it only means the chick is in her mid to latter 40's then my dads 48 and daten a 37 yo chick and omg is she fine as hell Cali women are pretty hot and shes not dumb either like those damn valley girls lol


So you want to have sex with your future step-mom? Imma tell yo daddy.


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F*CK yah i do codeman shes fuckn fine as hell lol

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pics please

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AngryKitten wrote:
As Gman once wisely said, "There's no such thing as hot lesbians... unless there's a camera around."


I believe it was something along the lines of "there's a difference between real-life lesbians and lesbians you see on the internet. The lesbians on the 'net are hot, and the ones you see in real life look like Donald Rumsfeld."

Actually, I didn't mention Donald Rumsfeld, but I feel like I should have.

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good point G, 'tis very true. the non-Don lesbos are few are far between. even the young ones i see walking around holding hands and shit are fat/ugly, maybe 10% are decent to good looking.

a few months ago on my drive home from work i saw two fat lesbos in their 20s do the whole movie thing where they see each other from far away smile and run towards each other and start making out. it was fairly disturbing. thank god i only saw it happen once.

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