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talk about his penis!! talk about his penis!!

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talk about his penis!! talk about his penis!!


She said it was "fairly decent" once in-game.

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I heard she was a "dead lay" once....not mentioning who I heard it from....

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I heard she was a "dead lay" once....not mentioning who I heard it from....


No wayyyy...too bad.

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I HATE DEAD FISH!!!! DRIVES ME CRAZY!!!

I think my adhd helps me in bed cause I can never sit still and I always have to switch into new positions constantly :D

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If I had the money i'de float torwards a 2001 Cummins Dodge Ram. That's always been my dream truck. But if I got a car i'de have to be slightly wealthy so I could build a 96 Toyota Supra lol. But those are just dreams of mine at this point. The truck for a daily driver and I could tow the car to the track and have a fun night :)

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You sure would like 2001 cummins caniboid you HOMOSEXUAL =P

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You sure would like 2001 cummins caniboid you HOMOSEXUAL =P


Lol. BUKKAKE!

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My rides:

2007 Nissan Versa 6spd:




2003 Honda Shadow Spirit 750 (on the left) -- my buddys 2001 Honda Shadow ACE Tourer 1100 is to the right. My bike is packed up 'cause we were going on a 3-day ride. The picture was taken ouytside Marble Falls, TX near one of the granite quarries used to build the TX Capitol building.


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You sure would like 2001 cummins caniboid you HOMOSEXUAL =P


It's a nice damn truck if you do the right work to it. Cummins yer mouth maybe ;) lol

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I HATE DEAD FISH!!!! DRIVES ME CRAZY!!!

I think my adhd helps me in bed cause I can never sit still and I always have to switch into new positions constantly :D


ADD FTW. That is all.

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Somehow I imagined Gman driving a big badass truck or something...

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Gman is actually a very gentle man.

He enjoys picking roses with Tikimon.

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Hooker wrote:
Gman is actually a very gentle man.

He enjoys picking roses with Tikimon.



oh snap

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dirkdeagler wrote:
my family was so poor that we ate meals provided to us by our church for several years. even then as now, i was a whiny little bitch. "casserole? again?"

there, now we can be poor friends munch :) it's not that bad.



except hes the little HOMOSEXUAL whos got alot of money so its annoying as F*CK.


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NUT UP AND QUIT YOUR BITCHING, TWAT. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR ASS AROUND HERE. F*CKING HELL. AT LEAST DO YOUR COMPLAINING TO THE NERDY F*CKERS YOU GO TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH BEFORE YOU GO AND BANG SOME SHITSTAIN ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM. QUIT TURNING THIS GOOD PLACE IN TO A BOOHOOLOOKATMEI'MALITTLEGIRLWHONEEDSATTENTIONBECAUSEDADDYWON'TGIVEMEANYAFTERBEINGSENTTOJAILFORFUCKINGMETOOMANYTIMES CIRCUS. F*CK OFF AND DIE.

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I think acid has finally snapped O.O...anywho Gman what happen to that van u and jeep were converting? Did you all give up or is it just in a slow process right now?

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winitnow wrote:
I think acid has finally snapped O.O...anywho Gman what happen to that van u and jeep were converting? Did you all give up or is it just in a slow process right now?



It's done.

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ahahahhaaha that's nice.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's F*CKING awesome.

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