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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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 I HAZ A JOB!!!!!!
Just wanted to let everyone know that I am about to become part of the workforce. I start a job with Citi as a financial investigative analyst on Monday and I'm excited as F*CK!!!
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:28 pm |
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Montreal
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Joined: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:46 am Posts: 2623 Location: Montreal, Canada
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Congrats man, hope you like it!
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:36 pm |
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Reborn
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu May 21, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 2117 Location: Sagittarius A*
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Congrats :D The title sounds cool! How much do you make?
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dirkdeagler
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Joined: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:12 pm Posts: 3663 Location: Mt Hood, Oregon
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You're an investigatory journalist? 
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:44 pm |
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CPTReynolds
Game Server Admin
Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 4380 Location: Doing your Mom while your sister waits her turn!
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It's about time you stopped working that street corner, Congrats!
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 3:21 pm |
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Garrett
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Joined: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 1719 Location: Chicago
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Gratz Steve! w00t! bring in da cash.
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:01 pm |
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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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Reborn wrote: Congrats :D The title sounds cool! How much do you make? I make shit cuz its a temp2perm job. The 1st 2 months are training which involves learning how to login and use 15-20 ancient database systems and learning how to spot fraudalent activity. They said usually out of 20 people 4-6 actually complete the training. If I do well and can handle the workload and deadlines then they'll offer me a perm position which I believe means more moola. :D @Garrett How the hell do you know my name? I don't remember telling you :P
_________________ "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:14 pm |
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Garrett
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Joined: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 1719 Location: Chicago
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I have good memory, I've seen it on numourous threads :p
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:18 pm |
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Tikimon
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Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2403 Location: FL
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Garrett wrote: I have good memory, I've heard it while stalking you weekly. Fixed*
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:52 pm |
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t0keN
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 2738 Location: Jacksonville, NC
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Congrats!! Investigate on how you can get me lots of money! haha
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:40 pm |
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Hooker
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Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:47 pm Posts: 2564
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Well, Steve, we often talk about how many Steve's there are in n00bfest. For example, in the thread with angry kitten laughing at you and your girlfriend he reveals that he is your evil twin brother, Steve.
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:50 pm |
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Omega
Raging Knight
Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 3321 Location: On the Savannah, GA
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Vision wrote: Just wanted to let everyone know that I am about to become part of the workforce. I start a job with Citi as a financial investigative analyst on Monday and I'm excited as F*CK!!! Dude, thats badass! What kind of degree do you have to get a job like that? I ask because I'm trying to figure out what I can change my major to while still being able to get a job that pays decent money.
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:53 pm |
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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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Hooker wrote: Well, Steve, we often talk about how many Steve's there are in n00bfest. For example, in the thread with angry kitten laughing at you and your girlfriend he reveals that he is your evil twin brother, Steve. Yea, I forgot about that one. I told her too, "My name is Vision!!! Don't use my real name." HAHAHA. And she's not my gf anymore, just friends (F*CK you Kano). t0keN wrote: Congrats!! Investigate on how you can get me lots of money! haha Me first!! I'm honestly poorer than the homeless. My goal is to be debt free within 5 years. Omega wrote: Dude, thats badass! What kind of degree do you have to get a job like that? I ask because I'm trying to figure out what I can change my major to while still being able to get a job that pays decent money.
I have a degree in math so I qualify for entry level analyst positions like this one. I wouldn't recommend being a math major though, I only did it because after changing majors so many times it was suppose to be the quickest way for me to graduate. I would suggest getting as much experience as possible while your in school. So many companies require experience it's ridiculous, even 1 or 2 internships are enough to swing a possible job in your favor or even lead to a permanent job themselves. My career goal was to become an actuary but it's hard to find an entry level position right now especially since I havent passed any tests yet. Unless this job opens up a different career path my goal is still to attain a bunch of designations such as FSA, CFA, and FRM and possibly return to attain a graduate degree from a top tier school at some point. My advice is to once you find what you really want to do, go out and start doing it on some level, even if it's an unpaid internship. The experience you gain is 10x more important than anything you learn in school. Now that I think about it considering I have 0 work experience and I got a job within 4 months of graduating during this economic slump I think I'm doing alright...
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Omega
Raging Knight
Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 3321 Location: On the Savannah, GA
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DAMN. I would never even contemplate going for a degree in math. I'm doing Computer Information Systems right now and the math for it is making me sweat (I'm very not a math person), not to mention economics and accounting are boring and tedious as F*CK. At this point in time, I'm just grasping at other paths to take that will earn me good money. I probably need to see a career counselor...
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:18 pm |
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fomenta
n00bfest Elder, Lead Developer
Joined: Sun May 24, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 2766 Location: Gettin it in
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temp2perm jobs are where its at. Actually, in this economy, any job at all is where its at -- congrats!
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:31 pm |
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Brand0137
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Joined: Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 1306 Location: Athens, AL
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fomenta wrote: temp2perm jobs are where its at. Actually, in this economy, any job at all is where its at -- congrats! This is how most of my friends who graduated with other degrees got their jobs. Look for internships and make sure you BUST your ass and don't complain. It can lead to good opportunities. But congrats on the job.
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:19 pm |
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Mr_Jeep
He Am Drive Jeep!
Joined: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 168 Location: Austin, TX
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Congratulation!
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:49 pm |
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Pit_Stop
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Joined: Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 611 Location: Texas
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*GASP* The Korean speaks. And congrats.
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:56 pm |
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Gman
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Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 13453
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Congrats, Vision! You F*CKING bum!
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:33 pm |
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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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Thanks guys! ♥
_________________ "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:43 pm |
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