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This state blows monkey balls. F*CKING love the Waffle House, wish Michigan had some.


Eisenhower & Fort Riley museum in the morning then I might show these mid westerns how to drink at the local pub.


Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:53 pm
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what the goddamn F*CK are yo udoing in kansas?
my sis in law has family in high places there should the shit hit the fan.

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Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:11 am
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My sister in-law is deploying for Iraq on Monday. Had to come down and tell her husband to get lost and see her off. Got a PS3 and a 32" flatscreen out of the deal. She caught her husband cheating on her last month so she is taking all her shit.

About a 14 hour drive from michigan, north of detroit. That was pretty gay.


Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:24 am
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ps3 out of the drive ain't bad though.


Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:58 am
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So at first I thought the hotel locked their tv out from any external device. Then I found out how to reset the thing after switching from hdmi to rca, ps3 time


Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:00 am
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I'm going there actually tomorrow, going to be there for a week to see family.

I agree with Anal on this one, the state does somewhat blow.

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Keep an eye out for tornadoes, heh.

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Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:41 am
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F*CK you fag ass motherfuckers etc etc etc. It's just like any other state out there but its big and flat. Go shooting If you brought your shit. Depends on were your staying it can be a long drive to find the middle of no were. But hell of a lot less then 14 hours.

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wouldnt your sister inlaws husband be your brother? or is it your wifes sisters husband. And is she young and tender, being that she is single and all?

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Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:43 am
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Coach wrote:
Keep an eye out for tornadoes, heh.


Dude, too true. This is the time for them, too. I'd carry a portable cellar just in case, Anal.


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Dude not true. Its to cold right now for them give it a month or two then you should be like one notch about what you are now. F*CK tards I swear o Kansas has tornadoes all year long. Just like saying all northern states never have summer.

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wouldnt your sister inlaws husband be your brother? or is it your wifes sisters husband. And is she young and tender, being that she is single and all?





Single, a specialist in the Army and she used to be a model. She is dumb as a box of rocks, wrap your tool.


Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:36 am
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Dude not true. Its to cold right now for them give it a month or two then you should be like one notch about what you are now. F*CK tards I swear o Kansas has tornadoes all year long. Just like saying all northern states never have summer.




When we first got here it was 10 degrees colder than in Michigan, thats fucked. Monday it got up to 55 or so, wasn't to bad then.


Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:37 am
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Come to pittsburgh for St. Patties. I'll teach you southerners how to drink (bitches)

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You should try Oklahoma during the winter it's even colder.

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Anal in Kansas, Somewhere over the rainbow?

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Kansas people are more normal than Canadian people.

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Skullsickle wrote:
Kansas people are more normal than Canadian people.

I would like to support that, but unfortunately they aren't as normal as they have an identity problem, some have a bit more northern Midwestern in them and some have more southern in them than Midwestern which causes for some difficulties.

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Try living in Kansas. There is nothing to do here IT IS TO FLAT!


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Um not here in the southern part it's hilly as F*CK.

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