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i F*CKING love grilling food and shit
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Turkey_Testicles
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Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 1497 Location: Texas
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Heres a good recipie for us soldiers on a budget. Was suprised myself when i found out how good it turned out. battlebuddies have dubbed it the "Nightmare Burger"
Get about 2 pounds of 95-98 lean ground burger. 2 boxes of plane or garlic crutons a pinch of oregano
Crush the crutons up until its a rough powder/small crumbles then mix (im describing small boxes) both boxes in with the meat, add the oregano. make sure you mix it up nice and good
Roll into quarter pound patties, flatten with thicker edges than center
Sauce (its a cheap poor mans sauce but peeps seemed to love it) Buy a bottle of Kraft Origional BBQ sauce, 1 bottle of A1 thick and hearty, and one bottle of liquid smoke (found out you can add some jalapanio seeds to add a kick to it)
in a seperate bowl, mix the entire bottle of kraft bbq, half A1 thick and heart, and 2 tbls of liquid smoke, mix and heat under low heat for 5 mins (to thicken it). then let stand
on a CHARCOAL grill, cook the burgers until you get a nice seare on both sides. it will take longer as these are thick burgers. Slather the sauce generously accross pumpernickle buns, ( i dont recomend serving it with cheese. diddnt taste good to me), and eat.
I cook it until its seared on one side and slightly chared on the other, then slather the sauce on seared side of the burger as well as the buns. I was bored one day and started F*CKING around with what i could get ahold of and this was the result. The cruton chunks trap the juices of the burger really well and keep it from shrinking too much. the sauce i made when i was drunk.
diddnt think they were that special but made a big plate of em for the guys at the barracks...and they will not leave me alone now. gettin bribed with heiniken fridge kegs n shit just to make more. when there is a company function, i have to drop and do 350 pushups if i dont bring a platter. it may seem an impossable number for you fatasses that arnt capable of doing more than 10
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-Purple-
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5190 Location: Vegas Baby
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the_yeti wrote: I dont care what any of yall say, the fat is F*CKIN delicious now i understand your weight... jk ♥
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AnalChowMein
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Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 3216 Location: Michigan
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I live in the far north and it snows. I grill all year round. Charcoal and propane. If its meat, its on the grill.
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-Purple-
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5190 Location: Vegas Baby
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AnalChowMein wrote: If its meat, its in my ass. fixed ♥
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Reborn
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Joined: Thu May 21, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 2117 Location: Sagittarius A*
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I hate you all! I love grilled stuff but I just can't do it right. I have my George Foreman indoor electril grill and the only thing I can get done right is hot dogs.
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XIII
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Joined: Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:42 pm Posts: 167 Location: Northern Colorado
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Last night I grilled a New York Strip steak, just salted both sides, grilled medium rare, and then finished with olive oil, fresh ground black pepper, and a good squeeze of lemon, and then grilled some mushrooms, zucchini, and onions.
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the_yeti
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 974
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Reborn wrote: I have my George Foreman indoor electril grill and the only thing I can get done right is shoving a tampon up my snizz because i'm a F*CKING woman. fixed.
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Omega
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Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 3321 Location: On the Savannah, GA
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Turkey wins.
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Miroku
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Joined: Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 556 Location: Bronx, NY
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Tazzaler wrote: My family grills mainly chicken and burgers, rare occasion we'll do ribyes. We really don';t do pork on the grill. Well at least when you die, I'll know your heart will be fine. Then I'll take that shit and sell it on the black market. Grilling is definitely something I want to do when I get the F*CK out of this apartment, or it's mine and having a steady flow of cash. Microwaved food < Grilled/stove cooked food
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