I've decided to start a list of movie/song/tv/well-known quotes that subtitutes the word "titties" for a word in the quote. Join me, won't you?

May the titties be with you... always.


These are not the titties you are looking for.


"Use the tittties, Luke."
The Emperor: "Free the titties within you, young Skywalker."


One titty to rule them all, one titty to find them, one titty to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.


I see your titties are as big as mine


bubblegum bubblegum in the dish, how many titties do you wish...


"That which we call a Tittie
By any other name would smell as sweet."


'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a titty.
What's titty? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man.

do not try to bend the titties, thats impossible. instead only try to realize the truth (what truth) there is no tittie. then you will see it is not the titties that bend, only yourself

"Why does it always have to be titties?"

"Dude, where's my titties?"


"I am the Great Cornholio! I need titties for my bunghole."


And finally:

"Do you know what this is?" "By gum, it's titties!"

That will teach you to talk to my titties that way!

I was really hoping this would be a thread for people to post the tits of someone they knew or of their own. (guys included cause we're all gay here)

Jessep: You want titties?
Kaffee (Tom Cruise): I think I'm entitled to them.
Jessep: You want titties?
Kaffee: I want the titties!
Jessep: You can't handle the titties! Son, we live in a world that has titties. And those titties have to be guarded by men with dicks. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the titties. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that titty. You need me on that titty.
We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very titty I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a titty and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

WOW. Just wow! LOL!

"That's not a moon, thats a space-titty!"

"Caroline, don't go into the titty!"

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my titty, Prepare to die!"

"Hack the Titty!"

"Slick titties, are you crazy?!?!"

"Mother F*CKING Titties on a mother F*CKING plane!"

"We're off to see the Titties, the wonderful Titties of OZ"

"Lion's and Tigers and Titties, oh My"

"Good morning. In less than an hour, titties from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest titty l battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty titties anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our titties... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to titties. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Titty Day!"

Bruce Wayne: You know that day that you once told me about, when Gotham would no longer need titties? It's coming.
Rachel Dawes: Titties....You can't ask me to wait for that.
Bruce Wayne: It's happening now. Titty is that hero. He locked up half of the city's Titties, and he did it without wearing a Titty. Gotham needs a Titty with a face.

Henry Hill: You're a titty, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good titty, it's funny, you're a funny titty.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the titty and everything.
Tommy DeVito: Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Titty no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big titty, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a titty, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to F*CKIN' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the titty, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the F*CK am I funny, what the F*CK is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: Get the F*CK out of here, Titty!
Tommy DeVito: Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering titty ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under titties.


"Give them nothing... Take from them titties"

"A titty is not an adventure. It is a disease. It is like typhus"

"the titties are by the law of nature free born, as indeed all men are, white or black."

"Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, titty to titty."

"Say 'ello to my little TITTY!"

"A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a titty." (this one got me laughing real good)

I am titties.

"You know what the titty of command is? It's the titty I go get and beat you with till you know who's in ruttin command here!" (Had to have a Firefly line)

"I'll be Titty!" (Arnold)

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six titties or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Titty, the most powerful Titty in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel Titty?' Well, do ya punk?" (Dirty Harry)

"Houston, we have a titty."


"Titty, phone home."

"Titty, for lack of a better word, is good. Titty is right. Titty works. Titty clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Titty, in all of its forms." (Wallstreet)

Two titties diverged on two lovely girls,
And sorry I could not fondle both
And be one pervert, long I stood
And looked down one as long as I could
To where the legs came together in a swirl.

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because the titties were bouncy and wanted care;
Though as for that the passing there
Had grown them really about the same.

And both that morning equally pretty
On chests no hand had turned pink.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how titty leads on to titty,
I doubted if I would ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two titties diverged on two lovely girls, and I--
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

TIT-E
Dream for a Titty
Monty Python and the Holy Titty
Titty Club
Saving Private Titty
No Country for Old Titties
The Sixth Titty
Inglorious Titties
Titty Express
The Dark Titty
101 Titties
Titty Wars
Lord of the Titties
Raging Tittie
Full Metal Tittie
Titty City
Indiana Jones and the Last Tittie
The Great Titty
Where the Wild Titties Are
Titty Island
Planet of the Titties
500 Days of Titties
LOL THIS IS FUN I could go all day

OK. I love these all but Unlisted PWNed hard.

poop titties!

Sweet! So do I win titties!?

I'm pretty sure you did, as you not only inserted "titty" in places but CHANGED THE WHOLE POEM TO REFLECT IT! Very creative. Pwnd.

Jules: You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vincent where you got the titties hid at?
Marvin: It's over th...
Jules: I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! You were saying?
Roger: It's in the cupboard.
[Vincent starts looking in the upper cupboard]
Roger: No, no, the one by your titties.
Jules: We happy?
[Vincent continues staring at the briefcase's contents]
Jules: Titties! We happy?
Vincent: Yeah, we happy.
Brett: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, Titties, right? But I didn't get yours...
Jules: My name's Titties. And your titties ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.
Brett: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and Mr. Titties. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...
Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your titties? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Titties look like?
Brett: Titties?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? Titties? Wh - ?
Jules: "Titties" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in Titties?
Brett: Titties?
Jules: Titties, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Titties looks like!
Brett: Titties?
Jules: Say 'Titties' again. Say 'Titties' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say TITTIES one more Goddamn time!