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LOL, MORE, took me like 30min, 45min, or maybe an hour to read it all! omg, can't wait


And when do we get to see your life story part 2?

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Yeah, Coach, when are you publishing your life story part two on here? I WANNA READ THAT ONE MORE.


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Wow Thats some fucked up shit there. Coach good job man you and your wife. I got 3 kids man and thats is some scary shit. F*CKING pedo should be shot on sight. I hope he gets time.


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Coach you are amazing.people like this are fucked up and deserve to get beaten over and over and over again by a big black man named bubba ray in a tiny cell.

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Damn i just read the entire thing and i got to hand it to you Coach keeping your cool in a situation like this
with your kid involved with a ugly ass douche on the web and calling the cops instead of taking "care" of it
yourself. I'm not sure i would have been able to control myself, too bad you had to go through it all, but you
caught it before anything happened and that's the main thing.

+10 points to you and the missus for being great parents :)

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This is the first time i read this, damn coach you are my hero now

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This is a great story for a new parent and what to look forward to and how to handle things. thanks

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Bravo, Coach. One less sick bastard out there.

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Oh yes, is there an update to this one Coach? Or did I miss it somewhere.

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Oh yes, is there an update to this one Coach? Or did I miss it somewhere.

Don't think he has written the update up yet... i'm sure he's writing it down via a word processor so that it is legible not just a rant.. And we are all waiting for some news. thanks in advance Coach

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Just read it too...having a 13 year old daughter, I was just APPALLED. No way is she going on CS now for a few years, boy, will she be pissed! I know you'd all watch out for her, but YIKES! Good job at how you handled this, seriously.

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F*CKIN sweet, Nice work coach. Keep those pedo fucks locked in the system,
What happened to that fag? its been a while now.

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Wow - I never read this until the repost. What a dumb ass. I hope the second part graphically describes coach cutting his C*CK off.


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[n00b] Coach: I know you don't want any Chris Hanson bullshit showing up at your house. And I know you don't need me to tell you what can happen if you F*CK with a 12 year old, right? I know that she sent that picture on her own too. Leave it at that. Delete the pic and pretty much forget about her. And I know your're not trying to cause any trouble, I just want to be understood.


Damnit Coach, you tipped him off. Now my plans are ruined.


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[n00b] Coach: I know you don't want any Chris Hanson bullshit showing up at your house. And I know you don't need me to tell you what can happen if you F*CK with a 12 year old, right? I know that she sent that picture on her own too. Leave it at that. Delete the pic and pretty much forget about her. And I know your're not trying to cause any trouble, I just want to be understood.


Damnit Coach, you tipped him off. Now my plans are ruined.


Are you Chris Hansen's evil twin?


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20 bux says it's this guy.

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I am both Chris Hanson (The Pedophile) and Chris Hansen (The Self Hating Pedophile).


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20 bux says it's this guy.

lol this

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wow holy F*CK coach you handled this extemly well

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Post Re: F*CK with my daughter, will ya? (Longest post ever)
Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_38 oh wow what a creeper! Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_29 hopefully he hasnt hurt other kids before this. keep your daughter safe man, dont be too harsh on her tho, show her what she did is wrong, show her how she acted and how she couldve ended up. and also help guide her in how she can get out of that kind of stuff. (these are just my suggestions, but you are the parent do whats right in your household!)


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