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EnV
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Joined: Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:00 pm
Posts: 822
Location: Connecticut
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 n00bfest Story Time! I figured it would be funny if we created a story, and seeing we all have some what of a sick and twisted mind, it would be awesome
-Each person adds onto the story, to make it longer, funnier and more fucked up
-Try not to make your part of the story a wall of text
-Be a creative F*CK and make it fucked up, but make sure it makes sense to go with the flow like period blood (like that el o el)
I shall start the shenanigans.
"One day i was really horny and went to the store and bought the following: Box of Condoms, Lube & a Cucumber, but than all of a sudden i was surprised by my girlfriend ---"
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Garrett
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Joined: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:00 pm
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Location: Chicago
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! I was shocked to see her buying the same items, the minute she looked at me she ran away --
btw, this is gay, i have no clue why i did this
_________________ [n00b] ??? Coach wrote: I swear, if I could get a nickel for every IQ point Kano has, I'd have 2.5 cents.
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Sandman
fomenta's bitch
Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:53 pm
Posts: 2811
Location: giving bitches wet willies
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! Then i realized she still owes me 500$ so i chased her down, tackled her, and pulled out --
_________________Am I evil? Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes I am
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 11345
Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! My C*CK and slapped it upside her head. Just then, the cops walked up and --
_________________When I fart, it smells like a BBP.  I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell.
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Mindless
Game Server Admin
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 4359
Location: The Nasty Nati
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! all started relentlessly running a train on her --
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Montreal
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Joined: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:46 am
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Location: Montreal, Canada
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! so once the bukkake was over, we all decided to -
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Mr.Reilly
n00bfest Council
Joined: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:24 pm
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! use her as our personal toilet, thats when old Mrs.Jenkins walked in-
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EnV
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:00 pm
Posts: 822
Location: Connecticut
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! And quickly squatted down and pulled out a bloody cum covered tampoon, which she vigorously shook in front of her face than slapped her with it like a monkey intill--
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Garrett
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Location: Chicago
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! She fell unconcies, at which point I --
_________________ [n00b] ??? Coach wrote: I swear, if I could get a nickel for every IQ point Kano has, I'd have 2.5 cents.
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WaffleLover
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:00 am
Posts: 1581
Location: Zuols moms room.
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! raped her motionless body while forgetting to use the condoms I just attained,after I finished I--
_________________ Luke: No, I am talking about the man-god named Gage, who's abs lure in virgins from Asia like the sirens do with ships and rocks.
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EnV
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:00 pm
Posts: 822
Location: Connecticut
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! Slapped the shit out of her with the condom, which i than took and shoved down her throat and face fucked her, but than--
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t0keN
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Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:00 am
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Location: Jacksonville, NC
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! Luff waffle walked in naked with another man who-
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Mindless
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Location: The Nasty Nati
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! Turned out to be Luff's life partner who was HIV positive -
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Garrett
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Joined: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:00 pm
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Location: Chicago
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! And started giving luff but sex--
_________________ [n00b] ??? Coach wrote: I swear, if I could get a nickel for every IQ point Kano has, I'd have 2.5 cents.
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WaffleLover
Game Server Admin
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Location: Zuols moms room.
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! Butt*
After he came inside me and ripping my fat ass in two I-
_________________Luke: No, I am talking about the man-god named Gage, who's abs lure in virgins from Asia like the sirens do with ships and rocks.
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Mindless
Game Server Admin
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Location: The Nasty Nati
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! Cried "Admin abuse, Admin abuse!" and -
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the_yeti
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:00 pm
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! then Gman, whom luff thought was coming to his aid, proclaimed "ADMIN ABUSE? I'LL SHOW YOU ADMIN ABUSE." and proceeded to stab a hole in the side of luff's fat, buttery ass cheek with his granite-like C*CK, then -
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ohmalley
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Joined: Fri May 23, 2008 11:00 pm
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Location: Behind you with a knife!
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! a large black man appeared wearing an orange suit and a mega huge raging boner, he began to pull down his pants and utter something about grape drink when-
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Garrett
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Joined: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:00 pm
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Location: Chicago
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! Angry kitten fell from the sky --
_________________ [n00b] ??? Coach wrote: I swear, if I could get a nickel for every IQ point Kano has, I'd have 2.5 cents.
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the_yeti
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! and said "hey, wanna plug me in the dirt button with that big ol' black schwanz, mr.orange suit man?" and -
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