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I would've hit 'r in the shit'r.

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JoeMamma wrote:
I would've hit 'r in the shit'r.


If that shit would have worked LOL.

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Sorry Gin. The body is a 9 but the face is a 4 :( I wouldn't hit it.


Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:08 pm
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A face means nothing. You can always find a way to cover a face...whether physically or mentally.

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Sorry Gin. The body is a 9 but the face is a 4 :( I wouldn't hit it.


What about "your ugly girlfriend" or is kano F*CKING with you??? :S

And yeah Joe is right i had action with many girls and some of them are disgusting fatties that probably your shitty "score meter" would be over -9000.

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This looks like Amy Whinehouse lol

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL cool story bro, and yeah i would probably STILL F*CK her even if she was on her rag. you should have turned on your sex hacks and hit dat shit


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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL cool story bro, and yeah i would probably STILL F*CK her even if she was on her rag. you should have turned on your sex hacks and hit dat shit


Its not like i didnt turned my sex hacks LOL, it would and i did want to F*CK her even with her bloody vag, trust me i have this luck with that shit its ridiculous(bloody vags)... its just that i couldnt get a decent boner you know, between her coldness in bed and my drunkness i couldnt pull out a decent boner, of course bitch is not CUTE OR OMFG BEAUTIFUL but she is fuckable, at least she was...now that i know that she is kind of horrible in bed i might skip any attempt on getting her on the sack for the second time, bitch has to know how to give a decent blowjob and shit.

LOL env amy winehouse is wayyyy to ugly and dirty... at least this bitch has a nice body and is clean as F*CK, so while youre at a pool tossing shit with ketchup im trying to F*CK some girls and probably fail in the attempt to do it LAWL.

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LOL env amy winehouse is wayyyy to ugly and dirty... at least this bitch has a nice body and is clean as F*CK, so while youre at a pool tossing shit with ketchup im trying to F*CK some girls and probably fail in the attempt to do it LAWL.



There is actually younger photos of Amy whinehouse where she doesnt actually look that bad, i was just saying she looked like her haha, From the side she looks ight (amy whinehouse) full frontal is like omfg ima beat yo ass with chicken

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Body a 9? on a 20 scale?

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a real man loves her all month long ginzu...quit being a pu$$y and do what the airborne do....earn your F*CKING redwings.

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