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We can settle this with a fist fight. I'm in Round Rock, and would love to beat somebody's ass.

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Esp. if Ledouche is muscular, yet under 4 feet tall. And dressed in some sort of medieval garb.

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dirkdeagler wrote:
Esp. if Ledouche is muscular, yet under 4 feet tall. And dressed in some sort of medieval garb.


He's 13 and looks like a retard.

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Gman wrote:
We can settle this with a fist fight. I'm in Round Rock, and would love to beat somebody's ass.


I would LOVE to box you. With your size you might be able to wrestle and pin me in a fight but if we go toe to toe you might regret it.


Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:21 pm
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Mindless wrote:
Gman wrote:
We can settle this with a fist fight. I'm in Round Rock, and would love to beat somebody's ass.


I would LOVE to box you. With your size you might be able to wrestle and pin me in a fight but if we go toe to toe you might regret it.


I've had my ass beaten by a guy who is about 6' and 120lbs.

Wirey is the term.

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It happens, would you say you're a better boxer or wrestler?


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dirkdeagler wrote:
Esp. if Ledouche is muscular, yet under 4 feet tall. And dressed in some sort of medieval garb.


Nigga's gonna get STEAMROLLED!

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Mindless wrote:
It happens, would you say you're a better boxer or wrestler?


I'm a steamroller. I have a hell of a haymaker and I can get it to you pretty quick. I can take a pretty good beating, too. I've been conditioned by many years of redneck antics. I'm a little bit of both. I can grapple you to the ground and obliterate your face, or I can simply hit your face hard enough that you feel like the rules of gravity just got destroyed.

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Gman wrote:
Mindless wrote:
It happens, would you say you're a better boxer or wrestler?


I'm a steamroller. I have a hell of a haymaker and I can get it to you pretty quick. I can take a pretty good beating, too. I've been conditioned by many years of redneck antics. I'm a little bit of both. I can grapple you to the ground and obliterate your face, or I can simply hit your face hard enough that you feel like the rules of gravity just got destroyed.


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Hey Isaac Beu--

After checking out your facebook, I noticed you are goofy looking as F*CK. (PS that girl in your pic is beat as hell. I hope she's not your girl... do girls still have cooties?)

Then I checked out your youtube channel and it all clicked -- you play the clarinet (probably cause it lets you pretend you're gobbling dick) and record videos of yourself playing video games.

Sweet life kid -- come back when your balls drop.

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LMAO! I love having people like fomenta [I typed formenta because I can't read. Clearly there's no "r" in his name, but I'm too dumb to realize that. Please stab me in the face. Also, I just got owned by a wordfilter.] (awww man...you took off the word filter!) in our community!

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fomenta wrote:
Hey Isaac Beu--

After checking out your facebook, I noticed you are goofy looking as F*CK. (PS that girl in your pic is beat as hell. I hope she's not your girl... do girls still have cooties?)

Then I checked out your youtube channel and it all clicked -- you play the clarinet (probably cause it lets you pretend you're gobbling dick) and record videos of yourself playing video games.

Sweet life kid -- come back when your balls drop.

Hey man....that girl is just fine, I'd do it.

I know I have Spidey's backing too.

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chick looks like jfopbs avatar...

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fomenta wrote:
Hey Isaac Beu--

After checking out your facebook, I noticed you are goofy looking as F*CK. (PS that girl in your pic is beat as hell. I hope she's not your girl... do girls still have cooties?)

Then I checked out your youtube channel and it all clicked -- you play the clarinet (probably cause it lets you pretend you're gobbling dick) and record videos of yourself playing video games.

Sweet life kid -- come back when your balls drop.


WIN.

She's ugly as F*CK dude.

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fomenta wrote:
Hey Isaac Beu--

After checking out your facebook, I noticed you are goofy looking as F*CK. (PS that girl in your pic is beat as hell. I hope she's not your girl... do girls still have cooties?)

Then I checked out your youtube channel and it all clicked -- you play the clarinet (probably cause it lets you pretend you're gobbling dick) and record videos of yourself playing video games.

Sweet life kid -- come back when your balls drop.

not just owned, DEGRADED

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dirkdeagler wrote:
I think that was the one. I didn't have a prob with it, but then again I'm not an admin.

The really shitty thing is, this guy is hovering around still. He says he's over us, but he's still on the server for hours at a time, and he's still posting shit here.

It would be entertaining if not for the fact that his only line of attack is "GET A LIFE, I HAVE A LIFE, YOU DONT, SO GO KILL YOURSELF". He doesn't have enough creativity to be Kano's black pinkie nail.

Also, ledouch, you're != your, conceited != conceded. Next year in English class you may learn the diff. I concede that you're likely very conceited.

Lastly, any self respecting counter strike player realizes that it's an extremely nerdy thing to do. Anyone who would argue that is being dishonest with themselves. However, if you browsed the forums for more than 5 minutes you'd see that the members of n00bfest have extremely healthy, wonderful, and exciting lives outside of the game. Jet just got back from India. Gman beats up anachronistic midgets while dressed like a pirate. Gin shoots drug dealers in real life, for fun, from his villa overlooking all of Mexico. Omega has played guitar in-studio for bands like Creed and Jonas Brothers.


I love you dirk :), yeah i shoot people and i work for Cisco Systems Mx.

I didnt even like this kid for starters, i might be abble to go to texas to beat his ass, and THEN spend like a thousand bucks in the lacoste and american eagle outlets :D

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What a little fuckface. I cant decide what is uglier, him or that girl.
Hated that kid since he first talked, hope he gets raped and abused for a decade then kills himself.

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From a comment on his Youtube page: theaustinpenguin (5 months ago) Spam Marked as spam he's not so much my friend but he's funny as hell and he failed freshman year

Fail

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^ LOLOLOLOL

Finally, i've waited for this HOMOSEXUAL to snap. You'd figure after i banned him before about a dick spray he'd get one with tits or something....

Nope another dick..

I see a trend...

HOW DO YOU FAIL FRESHMAN YEAR LOL.


EDIT: Fomenta will you marry me? LOL i love you ♥

Babies?

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For the record, I wasn't dressed like a pirate when I beat that guys ass. I had on a kangol driver hat, a Guinness t-shirt, and a pair of bluejeans. He was wearing some gay Hollister (sp?) shit or something.

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