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EnV
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Joined: Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:00 pm
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Location: Connecticut
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 Porn Star Balls. We have all discussed over CSS what is the best way to shave your manly testicles in order to reach ultimate smoothness and sexyness. There was the way of puling the ball sack hair than shaving it, i personally tried that and couldn't do it. Lol or Nare but thats just stupid
But today whilst i was taking a shower, getting ready to go to cancun, I realized i needed to manscape.
So i took my water proof electric razor into the shower and trimmed up, but than i got an idea... seeing that i had already massaged my balls and dick area with soap and what not, the pubic hairs are softer now and easier to cut. So i figured hey, lets try my balls.
IT WORKED! It was F*CKING amazing, no knicks or anything, my balls are now smooth as F*CK!
I officially have Porn Star Balls =D lol
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doublesven
I have NO life....
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:00 pm
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Re: Porn Star Balls. Fag.
_________________AngryKitten wrote: I bought a SuckerTech 18" Gaming Dildo a couple of days ago from a local dildo peddler.
It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass.
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Tazzaler
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Location: Dakota, North
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Re: Porn Star Balls. Your not a pornstar, you are now officially a fag.
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Hooker
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Re: Porn Star Balls. I have a gilette fusion and I barely even need to use any shaving cream to shave my balls. If you don't suck at shaving then it's not that hard, otherwise watch out you might shave off a nut or something.
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EnV
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Joined: Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:00 pm
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Location: Connecticut
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Re: Porn Star Balls. Lol dude i figured ide post this as a mature post but i guess im a fag for answering 1 of the most common guy questions ever? I wouldnt have posted this if i didnt think it worked, and it has, the ladys can now suck on my hairless ballsack of love
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Re: Porn Star Balls. give it a day, you will be itching your crotch like a 2 dollar hooker.
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EnV
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Location: Connecticut
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Re: Porn Star Balls. high wrote: give it a day, you will be itching your crotch like a 2 dollar hooker. Well i take a shower every day.. so if i notice some prickly shit going down ill whip out the razor again haha _________________
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Spidey
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Location: Florida
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Re: Porn Star Balls. HAHAHA YOU GOT HACKED AND YOUR A FAG. that makes me lawl
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Hiddenvally09
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Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:56 pm
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Location: Navarre ,fl
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Re: Porn Star Balls. Dont get much gayer than that
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Mindless
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Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 4359
Location: The Nasty Nati
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Re: Porn Star Balls. I support this post. As one of the few members who gets laid regularly I can say with confidence that shaving your balls is a good thing. Whether you have to bat wing the sack and hit it with a schick, it's all good
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Hiddenvally09
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Location: Navarre ,fl
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Re: Porn Star Balls. Ya okay it fine to do it, but a lil gay to post about it
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Vendetta
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Re: Porn Star Balls. I thought it was just common sense to do that...
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Gman
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Re: Porn Star Balls. I'm a fan of the batwing method. FYI, baby oil works best. It's slippery and you can see through it (unlike shaving cream). Electric razors and I don't get along. They cause bleeding. And pain. Lots of pain.
_________________ I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S Thompson
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Reborn
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Location: Sagittarius A*
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Re: Porn Star Balls. I had to go to urbandictionary to understand what a batwing is...and now I'm scarred forever :(
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sIghtLines
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Joined: Thu May 14, 2009 11:00 pm
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Location: Phoenix
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Re: Porn Star Balls. I thought everyone knew this? Reborn wrote: I had to go to urbandictionary to understand what a batwing is...and now I'm scarred forever :( Bahahaha
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Vision
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Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am
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Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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Re: Porn Star Balls. i never shave fully anymore, i trim using a #1 on my shaver. It's not worth the 3 days of itching that comes with it or the constant upkeep
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Tikimon
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Re: Porn Star Balls. Itching isnt bad once you do it a couple of times i think..
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dirkdeagler
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Location: Mt Hood, Oregon
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Re: Porn Star Balls. For me, the itching and the feeling of sweaty sticky skin ruins any positives. The hair is there for a reason-- comfort and cooling. YOU GUYS ARE GOING AGAINST GOD'S PLAN.
To keep the ladies happy, I keep 'er trimmed nice n short, pre-pull the loosies, most importantly CLEAN every day, and I never ask for ball lickin' while she's down there. Never found much pleasure in it anyways.
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pred
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Location: Bringing the hate
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Re: Porn Star Balls. What's wrong with shaved puss.... oh wait..
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Casey_Jones
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Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:00 pm
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Re: Porn Star Balls. Mindless wrote: I support this post. As one of the few members who gets laid regularly I can say with confidence that shaving your balls is a good thing. Whether you have to bat wing the sack and hit it with a schick, it's all good /\ This I tryed to do a quit clean up once with full on clippers once and niked my sack pretty good.  Gman wrote: I'm a fan of the batwing method. /\ This too
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