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DaftandDirty
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 Is there room at the Pub for a Guiness joke? An Irishman walks into a pub and orders three pints of Guiness. The bartender brings them to him, and he drinks them one by one and leaves. This goes on every night for some weeks, and the bartender's curiosity gets the better of him, so he winds up asking the guy why he always orders three pints.
The man says "My two brothers and I were great pub-crawlers back home, but one is now in Australia, the other's still in Dublin, and here I am in the States. So every night we all go to our local pub and drink to each other's health." The bartender remarks that it's a nice custom.
Some time later, the man walks into the bar and orders just two pints. As the bartender's pouring them he thinks "something must have happened to one of his brothers!" So as he gives the Irishman his drinks he says "I don't know what happened to your brother, but you have my deepest sympathies." And the man looks at him puzzled, and says "Oh, no, my brothers are fine! I've just given up drinking."
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Sorry I always start my first posts off with a joke.. great stories in here. Life , stories and Beer.. what else is there in this world??
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doublesven
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Re: Is there room at the Pub for a Guiness joke? Haha that's half way funny.
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dirkdeagler
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Re: Is there room at the Pub for a Guiness joke? hehe, i like it.
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AngryKitten
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Re: Is there room at the Pub for a Guiness joke? Based on a true story.
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LeCoq
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Re: Is there room at the Pub for a Guiness joke? yours?
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Montreal
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Re: Is there room at the Pub for a Guiness joke? Kittens drink warm milk, not beer. _________________
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Garrett
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Re: Is there room at the Pub for a Guiness joke? Duh leqoc
And yes, not as bad as some of the other jokes ive heard today.
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LeCoq
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Re: Is there room at the Pub for a Guiness joke? actually, i read in another post that Kitten drinks Mossy... meh
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Montreal
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Re: Is there room at the Pub for a Guiness joke? So cats drink man juice?
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LeCoq
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Re: Is there room at the Pub for a Guiness joke? that's right brah
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Tikimon
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Re: Is there room at the Pub for a Guiness joke? Daftand Dirty... i love your avatar and i ♥ Daft Punk
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Casey_Jones
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Re: Is there room at the Pub for a Guiness joke? Montreal wrote: Kittens drink warm milk, not beer. Right from the teet.
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dirkdeagler
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Re: Is there room at the Pub for a Guiness joke? Tikimon wrote: Daftand Dirty... i love your avatar and i ♥ Daft Punk I AM A HOMOSEXUAL
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Falcon
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Re: Is there room at the Pub for a Guiness joke? thats pretty funny, i approve
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ApeX
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Re: Is there room at the Pub for a Guiness joke? Tikimon wrote: Daftand Dirty... i love your avatar and i ♥ Daft Punk I heard someone playing Kanye's "Stronger" the other day and wondered to myself if he even knew who Daft Punk was when he ripped off their song.
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mossyoak
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Re: Is there room at the Pub for a Guiness joke? Everyone should drink me. I taste like Grass and Energy; F*CK!
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Tikimon
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Re: Is there room at the Pub for a Guiness joke? ApeX wrote: Tikimon wrote: Daftand Dirty... i love your avatar and i ♥ Daft Punk I heard someone playing Kanye's "Stronger" the other day and wondered to myself if he even knew who Daft Punk was when he ripped off their song. I F*CKING know. Made me so made! shit was ridiculous. Daft Punk is the shit. Top 3 favorite bands! _________________Gman wrote: Bitches love animals. .
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DaftandDirty
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Re: Is there room at the Pub for a Guiness joke? ApeX wrote: Tikimon wrote: Daftand Dirty... i love your avatar and i ♥ Daft Punk I heard someone playing Kanye's "Stronger" the other day and wondered to myself if he even knew who Daft Punk was when he ripped off their song. Yes I do enjoy the Daft Punk..and that is their fault for allowing Whine-ye's hands on their music...... I mean they're even in his fekking video.
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AngryKitten
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Re: Is there room at the Pub for a Guiness joke? Casey_Jones wrote: Montreal wrote: Kittens drink warm milk, not beer. Right from the teet. I'm actually trying to hook up with some single mother I know just for that purpose.
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Vendetta
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Re: Is there room at the Pub for a Guiness joke? mossyoak wrote: Everyone should drink me. I taste like Grass and Energy; F*CK! HAHAHA HOMOSEXUAL and that was alright joke thar Daft _________________
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