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 Grammar Contest! 
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Would it make you feel worse to learn that I copy+paste'd that whole thing from some Professor's article that I found on Google Reader yesterday just shortly before I left work?

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Actually I found that after I spent FOREVER making my corrections, so I already felt stupid for not searching for it before I did the damn thing.

I guess I'm not really that upset. I just really wanted that hat. Maybe I'll just man up and buy one...

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Motherlover! I demand my damn hat that I rightfully won! Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_46 Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_45


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You get nothing and like it because you lost. Hard. Er than Purple.

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I don't give a F*CK because I googled the answers because I knew kitten isn't smart enough to come up with this on his own.


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i dont give a F*CK because i know nuclear reactor operators who cant even use words like their and they're correctly. proper grammar/spelling really doesnt matter in the greater scheme of things. it is definitely not a good gauge on who is smart or not either, nigga.

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Nor is one's public speaking abilities, but Bill Clinton is still a god and George Bush is still a retard.

Hell, jobs that generally require nothing more than an associate's degree don't make anyone smart either. When I was still in high school they separated us in to "College Preparatory" and "Technical Preparatory" which was really just so the dumbasses who would spend the rest of their lives welding, janitoring, farming, woodsmithing, fixing cars, fixing computers, and every other non-intellect intensive job out there could feel better about themselves.

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i dont give a F*CK because i know nuclear reactor operators who cant even use words like their and they're correctly. proper grammar/spelling really doesnt matter in the greater scheme of things. it is definitely not a good gauge on who is smart or not either, nigga.



I know several reactor operators and most of them aren't necessarily that intelligent, they just know the formulas and shit. Most don't have the basic street smarts of a 15 yr old.


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dude, none of your sentences contains beer/tits/vaj/sex

come on guys, you're all retarded


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DaftandDirty wrote:
high wrote:
i dont give a F*CK because i know nuclear reactor operators who cant even use words like their and they're correctly. proper grammar/spelling really doesnt matter in the greater scheme of things. it is definitely not a good gauge on who is smart or not either, nigga.



I know several reactor operators and most of them aren't necessarily that intelligent, they just know the formulas and shit. Most don't have the basic street smarts of a 15 yr old.


all the reactor operators ive met are the smartest people ive ever met. they literally need brains like calculators and a freak like memory to remember all the set points and levels. thats ops here tho. there is a reason they make more in one bonus check then most do in a year.

and angry, it sounds to me like youre assuming that those people were dumb asses. you know what happens when you assume right?

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dude, none of your sentences contains beer/tits/vaj/sex

come on guys, you're all retarded


Hahaha.

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and angry, it sounds to me like youre assuming that those people were dumb asses. you know what happens when you assume right?


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"Assumption is the mother of all F*CK ups" - Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) starring Steven 'F*CKIN' A, I'm a Badass' Seagal

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and angry, it sounds to me like youre assuming that those people were dumb asses. you know what happens when you assume right?


You're assuming that I'm assuming that they're all dumbasses. You know what happens when you assume right?

Proficiency in low-brain function tasks isn't indicative of intelligence at all - even animals can be trained to complete tasks. The ability to process and produce abstract thought is what defines intelligence.

So yeah. Strictly speaking, they're "dumbasses". They're also the people who love cars so much that they devote their lives to them - the people I can go to when my car is busted and my "dumbass" needs help. They're also usually not so bad to drink with either.

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and angry, it sounds to me like youre assuming that those people were dumb asses. you know what happens when you assume right?


You're assuming that I'm assuming that they're all dumbasses. You know what happens when you assume right?

Proficiency in low-brain function tasks isn't indicative of intelligence at all - even animals can be trained to complete tasks. The ability to process and produce abstract thought is what defines intelligence.

So yeah. Strictly speaking, they're "dumbasses". They're also the people who love cars so much that they devote their lives to them - the people I can go to when my car is busted and my "dumbass" needs help. They're also usually not so bad to drink with either.


youre wrong. when you assume it makes an ass out of u and me. lighten up brah. it aint all that bad.

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high wrote:
and angry, it sounds to me like youre assuming that those people were dumb asses. you know what happens when you assume right?


You're assuming that I'm assuming that they're all dumbasses. You know what happens when you assume right?

Proficiency in low-brain function tasks isn't indicative of intelligence at all - even animals can be trained to complete tasks. The ability to process and produce abstract thought is what defines intelligence.

So yeah. Strictly speaking, they're "dumbasses". They're also the people who love cars so much that they devote their lives to them - the people I can go to when my car is busted and my "dumbass" needs help. They're also usually not so bad to drink with either.


youre wrong. when you assume it makes an ass out of u and me. lighten up brah. it aint all that bad.


I roll 1d20 and get a 20.

I block.

I begin to cast "Pee in Your Butt".

I roll 2d20 and get 8 and 5.

Your move, beeyatch.

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