Okay, kids. Grammar Knowledge Contest time.

There's one thing wrong in each of the following 10 sentences. First one to find and fix them all wins a hat customized with your n00bfest name and is autographed by Gman, Coach, Strange, and myself.

And begin:



1. He and I hardly see one another.

2. I’d cringe at the naked vulnerability of his sentences left wandering around without periods and the ambiguity of his uncrossed “t”s.

3. My brother called to find out if I was over the flu yet.

4. I only spent six weeks in Napa.

5. In my own mind, I can understand why its implications may be somewhat threatening.

6. From whence had his new faith come?

7. Please spare me your arguments of why all religions are unfounded and contrived.

8. She didn’t seem to ever stop talking.

9. As the relationship progressed, I found her facial tic more and more aggravating.

10. The Book of Mormon gives an account of Christ’s ministry to the Nephites, which allegedly took place soon after Christ’s resurrection.

1. He and I hardly see one another.

He and I hardly see each other.

2. I’d cringe at the naked vulnerability of his sentences left wandering around without periods and the ambiguity of his uncrossed “t”s.

I’d cringe at the naked vulnerability of his sentences left wandering around without periods and at the ambiguity of his uncrossed “t”s.

3. My brother called to find out if I was over the flu yet.

My brother called to find out whether I was over the flu yet.

4. I only spent six weeks in Napa.

I spent only six weeks in Napa.

5. In my own mind, I can understand why its implications may be somewhat threatening.

I can understand why its implications may be somewhat threatening.

6. From whence had his new faith come?

Whence had his new faith come?

7. Please spare me your arguments of why all religions are unfounded and contrived.

Please spare me your arguments as to why all religions are unfounded and contrived.

8. She didn’t seem to ever stop talking.

She didn’t ever seem to stop talking.

9. As the relationship progressed, I found her facial tic more and more aggravating.

As the relationship progressed, I found her facial tic more and more irritating.

10. The Book of Mormon gives an account of Christ’s ministry to the Nephites, which allegedly took place soon after Christ’s resurrection.

The Book of Mormon gives an account of Christ’s ministry to the Nephites, which allegedly took place soon after his resurrection.

1. He and I hardly see each other.

2. I would cringe at the naked vulnerability of his sentences, left wandering around without periods, and at the ambiguity of his uncrossed “t”s.

3. My brother called to find out if I was over the flu.

4. I spent only six weeks in Napa.

5. I can understand why its implications may be somewhat threatening.

6. Whence had his new faith come?

7. Please spare me your arguments regarding why all religions are unfounded and contrived.

8. She did not ever seem to stop talking.

9. As the relationship progressed, I found her facial tic more and more irritating.

10. The Book of Mormon gives an account of Christ’s ministry to the Nephites, which allegedly took place soon after his resurrection.

1. He and I hardly see one another.

i aint seen dat nigga no whur

2. I’d cringe at the naked vulnerability of his sentences left wandering around without periods and the ambiguity of his uncrossed “t”s.

that nigga dont know how use them periods and shit, always leavin them T's all uncrossed and shit

3. My brother called to find out if I was over the flu yet.

nigga done hit me up, said aye boi holla if them flu up.

4. I only spent six weeks in Napa.

six weeks posted up at them napa

5. In my own mind, I can understand why its implications may be somewhat threatening.

nigga dont know why he be frontin

6. From whence had his new faith come?

nigga must be drinkin that sizzurp, he all thinkin he know shit

7. Please spare me your arguments of why all religions are unfounded and contrived.

nigga betta stop talkin shit befo i pop a cap up in hur

8. She didn’t seem to ever stop talking.

bitch need to shut the F*CK up

9. As the relationship progressed, I found her facial tic more and more aggravating.

hoe need to fix that scurry ass face

10. The Book of Mormon gives an account of Christ’s ministry to the Nephites, which allegedly took place soon after Christ’s resurrection.

them book of mormon talkin bout bitch ass nephites is hard, talkin bout dem jesus comin back to life. nigga plz.

LOFL

1. He and I hardly see each other.
2. I’d cringe at the naked vulnerability of his sentences left wandering around without periods and at the ambiguity of his uncrossed “t”s.
3. My brother called to find out whether I was over the flu yet.
4. I spent only six weeks in Napa.
5. I can understand why its implications may be somewhat threatening.
6. Whence had his new faith come?
7. Please spare me your arguments as to why all religions are unfounded and contrived.
8. She didn’t seem ever to stop talking.
9. As the relationship progressed, I found her facial tic more and more irritating.
10. The Book of Mormon gives an account of Christ’s ministry to the Nephites, which allegedly took place soon after his resurrection.

I think high is the only nigga here that can use the proper gramma

God damn I think high won this one.

All entries must be submitted by 12:00 PM today. ♥

This is surprisingly difficult. Nice job Kitten.

1. He and I hardly see one another.
He and I hardly see each other.

2. I’d cringe at the naked vulnerability of his sentences left wandering around without periods and the ambiguity of his uncrossed "t"s.
I'd cringe at the naked vulnerability of his sentences left wandering around without periods and at the ambiguity of his uncrossed "t"s.

3. My brother called to find out if I was over the flu yet.
My brother called to find out whether I was over the flu yet.

4. I only spent six weeks in Napa.
I spent only six weeks in Napa.

5. In my own mind, I can understand why its implications may be somewhat threatening.
I can understand why its implications may be somewhat threatening.

6. From whence had his new faith come?
Whence had his new faith come?

7. Please spare me your arguments of why all religions are unfounded and contrived.
Please spare me your arguements as to why all religions are unfounded and contrived.

8. She didn’t seem to ever stop talking.
She didn’t seem ever to stop talking.

9. As the relationship progressed, I found her facial tic more and more aggravating.
As the relationship progressed, I found her facial tic more and more irritating.

10. The Book of Mormon gives an account of Christ’s ministry to the Nephites, which allegedly took place soon after Christ’s resurrection.
The Book of Mormon gives an account of Christ's ministry to the Nephites, which allegedly took place soon after his resurrection.



I spent way too much time on this....

1. He and I hardly see each other.

2. I’d cringe at the naked vulnerability of his sentences left wandering around without periods and at the ambiguity of his uncrossed “t”s.

3. My brother called to find out whether I was over the flu yet.

4. I spent only six weeks in Napa.

5. I can understand why its implications may be somewhat threatening.

6. Whence had his new faith come?

7. Please spare me your arguments as to why all religions are unfounded and contrived.

8. She didn’t seem ever to stop talking.

9. As the relationship progressed, I found her facial tic more and more irritating.

10. The Book of Mormon gives an account of Christ’s ministry to the Nephites, which allegedly took place soon after His resurrection.


EDIT: Everybody's 10th sentence is incorrect at this point in time. I'm only noting it in case someone goes back and changes their answers after I post.

vision, they are only incorrect in terms of faith, not grammar.

aw, I thought it was a rule somewhere

Also remember, punctuation is not grammar. The original question specifically tells you to correct one grammatical mistake in each sentence.

Punctuation refers to periods, colons, semi-colons, question marks and things of that nature not to capitalization or pronouns in reference to deities. If that's the case then spelling shouldn't be a factor either referring to purple's post #7 'arguments'.

I'm just mad because I really want the damn hat

1. He and I hardly see each other.

2. I’d cringe at the naked vulnerability of his sentences left wandering around without periods and at the ambiguity of his uncrossed “t”s.

3. My brother called to find out whether I was over the flu yet.

4. I spent only six weeks in Napa.

5. I can understand why its implications may be somewhat threatening.

6. Whence had his new faith come?

7. Please spare me your arguments as to why all religions are unfounded and contrived.

8. She didn’t seem ever to stop talking.

9. As the relationship progressed, I found her facial tic more and more irritating.

10. The Book of Mormon gives an account of Christ’s ministry to the Nephites, which allegedly took place soon after His resurrection.

F*CK I missed an E! Damn it!! I'm so pissed at myself...

It's just about noon; I'm dying to know who won.

I win. Gimme my damn hat.

Ladies and Gentlemen! The results are in.

The winner of the contest is...



Strange or Coach.

That's mainly because they're the only two n00bs who have n00bfest hats con callsigns.

Actually, F*CK that. I'm the winner.

The sad reality of the situation is that I really just wanted to bend the minds of those brave enough to traverse the plane of grammar.

So thank you to everyone who participated. I hope you learned something new or remembered something forgotten and came away as a better person.

Bitches.

Oh I definitely learned something alright YOU MOTHER F*CKER KITTEN