That wasn't your poor attempt at humor.

It was your mouth.

Remind me never to try to make fun of Kitten.

lesson learned

Dear Santa,

I want my kids to grow up now and move out and not bother me. I also want my wife to leave me the F*CK alone, but F*CK me only when I tell her to.


Thanks, and if you don't do this I'll F*CKING kill you, HOMOSEXUAL.

http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8&rl ... CCoQtQMwAA

Here, dude. One of those guys will work faster than Santa.

Edit: Actually, you might be in luck. http://abovethelaw.com/2009/11/if_you_g ... xas_in.php

Shit, I've been wanting one of those for a while but the stainless ones are so F*CKING expensive it's ridiculous. They have some decent 15 gallon plastic ones but a dude at the shop in Tampa told me they suck balls and make your brew smell like the plastic.

Have you found a source for decent priced SS conicals? I might put that one on my list too since I've shot down my own bike idea already.

http://www.google.com
http://www.ebay.com
♥

And why no bike? Bikes are so worth it if you don't have shitty insurance. Also related, Virginia has some good conicals, I've got some redneck family there that uses them.

So my dad bought me a ton of socks. Scratch that.

All that's left is NSFW.

Same here bra. And maybe admission into a graduate program with a certified Engineering program would be nice. Computer Engineering to be more specific. Looking mainly at RIT. That's my Christmas wish.

You silly fuckstick, I wouldn't be stupid enough to put questions on here without exhausting the obvious search engines. You obviously have me confused with someone like YOU. :-)

I'm putting off the bike idea until next year, most likely. Just have too many other hobbies right now and I know I wouldn't have the time to ride like I would want to anyway. I figure if I still want one this time next year, I'll go for it. Had an awesome green Harley Softail picked out, but the timing isn't right.

Yes, it is, old man.

You ain't getting any younger. Get the F*CKING bike.

Actually, I *am* getting younger! I'm in better shape this year than I was last year, and I plan to be in better shape next year compared to today. By the time I hit my late 40s I'll be downright hardcore. Just in the nick of time to die.

Eh. I tried.

A new president, that is all.