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 Dear Santa... 
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Post your Christmas wishes, bitches!!

Me? I'm thinking either a motorcycle or a jeep. Haven't made the commitment on either yet and have to see how much money I could round up for either. Other than that, just little stuff like my family's health, financial success, world peace, and some beer making supplies. Nothing major, though.

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Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:07 pm
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I know my Grandma is getting me a macbook pro 17"..my Grandpa told me! haha
Other than that, I'd like a new longboard and lots of $$$.

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Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:18 pm
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Laptop carry bag and a rimjob.

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Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:06 pm
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Post Re: Dear Santa...
world peace and a bigger dick.

other then that.. i already bought myself my Christmas present.

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Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:20 pm
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A conical fermenter. A big one.

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Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:50 pm
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Post Re: Dear Santa...
college tuition...the same thing ive asked for the last 3 years

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Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:27 am
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I hope to get new comp parts myself, Phenom II x4 processor, new mobo, ram, and Windows 7(but I am already in the process of buying)


Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:32 am
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Post Re: Dear Santa...
Falcon wrote:
college tuition...the same thing ive asked for the last 3 years


Same here Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_32 Starting my Masters in January and I've already died twice after seeing the tuition fees. This time I'll be forced to take a loan.

In the meantime, I'll settle for this one. After thinking about it for a while, I decided to ditch the scooter idea (I still don't know why people hate them...so unreasonable) and take a riding class to prepare for it.

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Post Re: Dear Santa...
Reborn wrote:
Falcon wrote:
college tuition...the same thing ive asked for the last 3 years


Same here Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_32 Starting my Masters in January and I've already died twice after seeing the tuition fees. This time I'll be forced to take a loan.



welcome to the club lol although Im forcibly taking a semester off due to impending surgery but my college tuition just doubled over a semester, God Damn Construction jobs


EDIT: My chrismtas desires, Money for a big ass TV and a washington capitals stanley cup ;p alhtouhg that's a little off of christmas

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Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:49 am
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Post Re: Dear Santa...
Free collage bitches! Spend a few years taking orders and maybe getting shot at, and youll get free collage too!

Dear Santa,

Dont want much, just wish the foreclosure on my house would dissapear off my credit report.

I also want indisputable evidence proving if Lady GaGa is a man, woman, or hybrid.

I shot one of your deer, sorry.

Turkey

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Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:16 am
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Dear santa,

I wish to pleasure a woman.

Sincerely,
Hooker

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Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:30 am
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Dear Santa,

I want a mother F*CKING 6ft Thai bag w/ Heavy duty wall mounting Kit.

And to pleasure more woman than hooker.

Sincerely,
The guy who fucked your wife
EnV.

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Post Re: Dear Santa...
i realy want to not be broke and to have a ps3 or a good graphics card/ processor, and id like to see my mother, also strippers lot of them with all their teeth ;)

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Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:02 am
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Post Re: Dear Santa...
high wrote:
world peace and a bigger dick.


EnV wrote:
Dear Santa,

I want a mother F*CKING 6ft Thai bag w/ Heavy duty wall mounting Kit.

And to pleasure more woman than hooker.

Sincerely,
The guy who fucked your wife
EnV.



Dear Santa,

I second both of these. A bigger dick, world peace, pleasing more women than EnV and Hooker combined, a Vespa or a car that's not too shitty looking or shitty in general for the time being. Focus more on the big dick and the transportation vehicle please.

Sincerely,
The kid who got told you don't exist after he opened Donkey Kong Country 3 for SNES early and showed it to the kid across the hall. (he's the douche that said such blasphemy to me. I happened to learn how to play video games from the F*CK too. I owned his ass in Street Fighter II over Xbox Live. Student has surpassed the mastah!)
Miroku.

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Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:11 am
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i only ask for happy times with my family.

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A giant RESET button so I can wipe everyone's debt clean

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Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:26 am
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For the Starcraft 2 beta to be released and for a beta key.

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Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:44 am
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I really hope Vision gets his wish.....


Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:48 am
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A girlfriend that I don't have to inflate would be nice, but knowing me that's a little much to ask of Santa...


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Post Re: Dear Santa...
I have all that I want. Santa is a myth, sorry to be the one that breaks the news fellas.

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