Got this in my mail just recently,

Hello,

My name is Elena, I have 32 year and I write you from Russia. I work in municipal library and I can use computer after work when possible. We have a big problem and I send you this message in despair and hope.

I have little daughter Anghelina, she has 8 years old, her father leaved us and we live with my mother.

Due to financial crisis recently my mother lost job (the shop where she worked is now closed) and our situation became awful.

Prices for gas and electricity is very high in our region and we cannot afford to use it for heating our home anymore.

It is very cold already in our region and weather becomes colder each day. We very afraid and we do not know what to do.

The only possibility for us to heat our home is to use portable wood burning oven which give heat from burning wood. We have enough wood in our region and this oven will be heating all our home during the winter with minimal charges.

We urgent need this oven, but we cannot buy it in our local market because it cost 8171 roubles (equivalent about 191 Euros) and we cannot afford it.

In case if you have any old portable cast iron oven and if you do not use it already, we will be very thankful to youl if you could donate it for us and organize department of this oven to our adress (195 km from Moscow). This ovens usually different and weight about 100kg.

I hope that you write me back.

Elena and my family.
Russia


Going to delete it but anything fancy to write back?

Did she/he send pics? They always send pics of beautiful women with the fake email.

Nope I got jack shit, just a sob story.

Haha, you got no pic's. The pic's are the best part before you delete the shit.

I didn't delete it yet but looking back, yeah no pick, shit if you're going to ask me for a F*CKING stove at least show a little titty.

Send them a picture of a wood burning stove and tell them that you have one, and you'll ship it in exchange for nude pix.

If thats straight from the letter, then you need to tell her to go back to school! her grammer fails! oh and what gman said.

Because English is a priority in Russia.

You know I could "knit-pick" and point out your miss " ' " on "thats" and that you didn't capitalize the "o" on "oh" after the exclamation point.

Wow, that's an epicly bad phisihing e-mail. They didn't offer you anything and expect a 200 euro oven?

I'd respond with, something like I can easily get you the stove, but I'm a very lonely man. If you could arrange to have a Russian bride sent to me, I'll get you the stove

I've tried getting nudies from all the ones I get and it never works, someday it may and on that day I will frap until it bleeds.

Since we're on the subject of letters from Russia, here's one I got about a year ago:

Olga from russia‏
From: Olga (malysheva8080@bk.ru)
Hello man!
Write to you the woman from Russia. My name Olga to me of 26 years!
I to want to find the man for serious the relation in your country.
I am ready for creation family and to want it. I cannot find the man in
Russia for myself because it very difficultly in Russia.
It is a lot of men in Russia to drink alcohol much it to not like I. I
to want to create family and to live in your country because the
government to care of people, I to want to live and be sure in the future.
In Russia it is not possible to live easy.
I to tell about myself.
I live in city Yoshkar-Ola it is 1000 km from capital Russia Moscow.
My city small and very beautiful. I to work the seller in shop home
appliances.
I the cheerful woman to like to go in for sports and do all what to
like the usual person.
My history: we with my girlfriend were going to go in your country as
tourists for search of men for serious the relation.
But my girlfriend could not go with me. But now I shall have the visa
in 7 days for your country.
I to not want to waste time.
I now in Moscow also wait for reception of my visa. To me would give
advice that
I to search the man through the Internet.
I will think to you important to know where I to take yours e-mail.
I was registered in agency of acquaintances and to me to give yours
e-mail the address.
If you to want I shall speak with me is glad dialogue with you.
And it is possible we a meeting in 7 days because I can arrive to you.
Please tell to me about itself! About your city! There was to me a
photo!
I shall send you a photo of me in the following letter.
I shall wait your answer.
Write to me on e-mail: Malysheva80@inbox.ru
Yours faithfully
Olga

Fugly totally got phish'd by Mr_Jeep.

You should get Russian to write a response for you in Russian and totally fuckup the scammer!

Google does translations.