THE PHOTO IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK FOR THE LOVE OF F*CKING JESUS/GOD/AND THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER








So. When you graduate grade 12 in Australia, all the graduated students from all the highschools go to a big touristy location and hire out all the hotels/appartments for 2 weeks and party, F*CK, do w/e for 2 weeks. Its like our own mini spring break i guess. but ausy style on the beachs, raves, clubs its way fun.

1 night my friends at another apartment call me over to chillax, So i went over there, got shit faced and chill banged with a few hot chicks and w/e. Later that night my friend came running up to me almost peeing his pants with laughter, i asked him Wtfs so funny? He goes LOOK!!! LOOK AT THIS!!! He whips out his iphone and shows me this picture


At this point im like WTF IS THAT!!?!?!?!?! He goes. Go ask Bryce, so i go next door and knock on the door and i ask to see his bed, Hes like you don't wanna see it, I'm like WTF why? When I'm saying this, i see 2 chicks leaving from his room and out the same door I'm standing in and they run to the elevator giggling. Hes like ok w/e you can see it, I go into his room, All of his sheets and pillows are covered in blood here and there. I was so shocked, i didnt understand Wtf was going on, than i took some time to think about it whilst he looked at me with this guilty face and I than slowly put 2 and 2 together...

2 Horny Virgins + White Bed Sheets = Cherry popping love fiasco

There blood was ALL over the F*CKING place, It was so F*CKING gross, and it F*CKING smelt SOO god dam bad in the room, smelt like some fat guy died or something, it smelt so fucked.

SO thats 1 of my fucked up stories from schoolies, i have others lol

that...or chicks on periods...

I'm thinking chicks on periods.

Naw they werent lol. I asked him and when he asked them when he was F*CKING them they said no there not, there virgins

Haha those bitches were lying!
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yeah, i doubt virgins giggle about bleeding on sheets, at least i've never heard of it happening, ever.

Truth, if they where truly virgins they would probably be in pain, not excrusiating pain but yeah pain.

All that amount of blood, being me with the experience i have with women and theyr F*CKING periods... i say its menstrual blood.

That is an awful lot of blood for a cherry popping. I would say they were running red that week.

Yea, if it stank up the whole room.... I've got my $20 on period blood.

Yeah, plus can you see that the blood stains are darkish, and according to your story the time inbetween wouldnt let the blood to get dry (dry blood can get darkish) and that blood looks dirty as hell, not redish from a cherry poppin, so its definetely menstrual blood.

QFT.... your boy got played lol and i hope they didnt have HIV cause if your boy didnt use a rubber hes F*CKING got it lol

Lol naw he did, hes not that dumb haha

He put his schlong into a bloodbath and thought he was popping cherries. So eh

Lmao!

F*CK i had this on the tip of my fingers, nice call.

lol. I have heard a lot about schoolies here from the Aussies. It seems pretty rediculous.

Schoolies is F*CKING awesome, i never got a hang over once and i got shit faced EVERY sINGLE NIGHT it was amazing how i didnt suffer Lol

F*CK a rubber. I don't use them, I guess it kinda helps I'm in a steady monogamous relationship :)

this is F*CKING hilarious

Sexy.