Well seeing my new *used* truck has shitty rear tires, today i suffered the consequences. I fish tailed so hard around a corner, counter steard almost out of it, and slid across the wet mother F*CKING leafy ground. Onto the side of the road, into the side of a tree. Poped my front Right tire, and pushed in my right fender, snapped the right rear vision clean off. And the right door looks like someone took a shit on it, but now convert that to metal being all muffed looking.

So now i gotta take the fender off, Pop it out, re-hammer it nice and smooth. Than take the door off (FML i hate dealing with wires) than bang out Frankenstein. And than Get new F*CKING huge monster tires with crazy ass mother F*CKING grip. Throw some sand bags in the back ( its RWD ) and should be all good

Fuckiiing Ford Danger Ranger lol. Why must you have such a high mother F*CKING point of gravity.

LuL it's done nothing but rain on and off everyday for the past month here.

I did a 270 degree fishtail in a ranger and whipped back around. I managed to completely recover it... in the middle of a busy intersection. Everyone who was in motion slid to a stop and just stared in awe.

I used to do J-turns @ 25-30mph in a 1983 Mazda GLC. On a two-lane, non-divided residential road.

In my versa, I slide around every turn that I possibly can, just because I can. I also ride my motorcycle without my hands on the handlebars. Just because I can.

I'm a bit of an amateur stunt driver.

Never been in a wreck, either. Ever. Not even one that wasn't my fault.

Note to self: look out for [sic] leafs.

Sorry to hear that man, that sucks. Much better than me, it sounds like you're able to fix er up on your own.

Same thing happened to me in the Durango (4wd, but only sometimes-- i hated that piece of shit) but somehow I managed to recover.

Same goes for the Miata, which I thought I could drive year-round up here due to my leet skillz. Nope, I couldn't. Thus, the Durango.

You can put the word "anal" in front of almost any ford product and it sounds good and this is why you hit the tree.


Anal Ranger

Anal Expedition

Anal Mustang

Anal Explorer

Anal Fiesta

I can say the same thing. We used to go hunting with an old Scottsdale and a case of beer on the back roads. I was able to take that poor truck in and out of fields without getting stuck. My best accomplishment was getting an Astro Van on two wheels without wrecking it going about 25-30 mph. I had a van full of friends that day, one threw up after and all the others were white as ghosts.

I let Gman drive my truck around Austin. My wife was in the back seat and thought he was gonna kill us, LOL! Yeah, stunt driver is a bit of an understatement, that negro is crazy and shit.

Don't forget Anal Probe and Anal Bronco.



Yeah, she was terrified. Shit was awesome. Did I wreck, though? Hell no. Did I come close? Meh. I think passing the semi on the double-yellow stripe on a blind turn was probably the closest I came to it, but we found out that there was no oncoming traffic once we made it past... didn't we?

ANAL FIESTA FTW!!!!!

ROFLCOPTER

That joke made me shit a chicken so I have just gotten back from going door to door and telling each and single redneck on this floor the joke.

Anal Focus

Anal Windstar

Anal Accord

Anal Versa

Anal Taurus.

LOL Anal..

Yah dude this road was crazy, with a crazy wild fishtail, i was driving back from college and wasnt really paying that much attention....cop gave me a ticket to.... man i F*CKING hate cops, officially. Lol Well the ones in my town i hate them, i had 7 cops cars there at 1 point because the cops have NOTHING else better to do man.. THATS how shit my town is

ANAL AEROSTAR!


I had one of those and wow did it suck ass!

But word dude, Watch out for wet roads and leaves its like the ultimate world lubricant for the world it sucks hard!

Sounds like the town I just moved from. Now I'm in the city, I can party without any worries!

Move?

You are fail at drift. I teach you if like.

I wasnt trying to drift though Lol. Why would i in a 2dr truck thats got such a high point of gravity, thing flops all over the place like a wet dildo or like the chocolate 1 that angry sucked on :P Lol