F*CKING women try to blame everything on that

Oh. I thought this was about the sound your ass makes when methane comes out of it.

i thought it was PMS? whats PMT?

PMT (or premenstrual tension) is the all encompassing term used to describe the range of physical and emotional symptoms experienced by the vast majority of women over the days and weeks leading up to their period. Typical symptoms include bloating, water retention, headaches, irritability, tender breasts, cravings, extreme tiredness and anxiety to name just a few! Generally, PMT is down to the shift in hormones that occurs after ovulation which is why its symptoms can be so similar to those experienced during the early stages of pregnancy.

Due to the exchange rate, we call it PMS over here. Syndrome instead of Tension.

I use my woman as a gun I just point her the other way when shit like this is going down, so far I got a kill rate of 10.0 and I got quite a few headshots.