Some n00bs standing around with "snitch" Kano pointing the finger..
This is what I did to the rental truck that Strange rented. Kano snitched me out in the end, bitch. BTW, I had every intention of cleaning this up, he just better be glad I didn't put the glitter in the AC vents...
Someone drew a dick on the lemonade dispenser paper....oh, wait, that was me.
Spork!
Have to know where this shit is unless you need to leave quickly.
Zapatos de Kano
Greatness had a F*CKING spear! No, wait, it was a toothpick.
F*CKING Sunglasses! I dunno...
Some more sunglasses on Sporks' head!
Spork! Again! Kano was taking these random ass pics...I think he wanted to stick his penis in him.
Another Kano pic. We were on Row 5 you dickwad.
Kano, lookin' at Spork wishing he had a dick in his mouth.
Who F*CKIN knows: ALIENS.
Gmans' mole.
We were indoors.
Spork winking at Kano while he was taking a picture of him. I'm pretty sure they're gay.
This is a spear chucker hand.
Greatness is in his natural environment, the jungle. (per Kano) Meanwhile, Snuggle is telling Mrs. Joe Mama that Kano is gay and thinking of Spork. TBoner has no F*CKIN clue.
Once again, in his natural environment, he felt so at home. I think that he was getting a pretty good buzz at about this point.
With his spear!
I wanted to touch tips with Joe Mama here, but his wife was present.
Me F*CKING with my dry fake ass eye...bothered me all weekend, F*CK!
This F*CKING dry fake ass eye, F*CKING god damned piece of shit dry bitch! F*CK!
Here we see two spear chucking hands.
Snuggle is looking at Kano thinking that he is gay for Spork...thinking about a threesome, that's my guess. Oh, and that black dude was there thinking about throwing spears at tigers and shit.
Another Kano pic, I think that he thought Snuggle might be able to fist him later with that long ass arm.
See? Joe Mama even terrifies his wife, holy shit she looks scurred!
After a firm beating, she calms down and looks happy again. Bitch better if she knows what's good for her...amIright?
I'm going to kidnap this kid, Joe Mama has the best behaving children - EVER.
I think Gman's brother was sticking his dick in something, not sure...I will tell you one thing, I love sticking his meat in my mouth, it's F*CKING delicious. Best food ever at a wedding, hands down.
Aaaand he just got caught.
Messican Bandido with his porn stache.
Snuggle was slighted by Kano here, so he turned away. Greatness was thinking that he wished they woulda served some F*CKING chicken and watermelon with a side of purple drank. Instead, they kept serving him some green shit.
Jealous of Spork because he took his man. Joe Mama's wife is just terrified she might get choked the F*CK out again.
This is what an Asian profile looks like. He's a Jap. AKA: Tboner
Blurry pic of an African.
Random pic of some dudes crotch. Looks like he pissed himself...wait, that's Joe Mama's crotch, I'd recognize that anywhere.
Look up my nose. LOOK! F*CKING LOOK UP THERE!
Gman taking his pic of me that you've all seen. Look at the way Kano has that stupid F*CKING look on his face like he doesn't know what's going on even though he took one of these same pictures only a couple of hours ago. What a dumb shit. I swear, if I could get a nickel for every IQ point Kano has, I'd have 2.5 cents.
I was trying to get my African Mojo on. In the jungle.
Then I drank my lemonade. My sweet lemonade. It tasted like raisins.
I dunno...
This is a pic I always take with this guy. Nuff' said.
All I've got, the rest were sent to Strange and Sweet Pea. That's why you don't see them here. I'll let them decide what they want to put up of themselves. I really had a great time! It was a wonderful wedding... Mother F*CKERS walked out - the chick that was doing the ceremony said "do you" Strange said, "yep". Then she said "do you" (and cleared her lesbian throat) and Sweet Pea said "yep". Then it was over. They had 3 F*CKING hours of wedding pictures while Kano and Greatness got drunk as shit. They had a DJ with a mullet and mutton chops who had ADD to the max and played a great variety of music. Good times all around, great memories! Especially that popcorn!
