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So my wife just had a sonogram...
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!! 
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 So my wife just had a sonogram...and we're definitely having a boy!! He was swinging his junk all over the place!! It was great!!
We really thought we were having a girl because first she thought she felt like she was having a girl (women are usually right when guessing what sex the baby is), second, except for one weird uncle, the firstborn of everyone in my family is the opposite sex of that person (guys 1st kid is a girl, Girls 1st kid is a boy)... third, she was carrying the weight low in her thighs and hips and she is always feeling sick which older women will tell you is a sign its a girl... and fourth, the other day all she kept pulling out of the bag were pink M&Ms... She was sad for a little bit because she convinced herself we were having a girl... but we always talked about hoping to have a little girl last so she had some older brothers help us keep her off the pole... She doesnt know it but when she's not around I walk around the house triumphantly with my arms over my head!! I miss ya all.... I hope to buy some cheap ass speakers soon at walmart so i can hop on vent... _________________  "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:47 pm Posts: 803 Location: Corvallis, Oregon (OSU)
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Re: So my wife just had a sonogram... Congrats man!
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 1595 Location: Calgary Alberta
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 4380 Location: Doing your Mom while your sister waits her turn!
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Re: So my wife just had a sonogram... Congrats!
_________________  N00bfest Admin / Professional Rager / Ah lets face it I'm an ASSHOLE! Delta Company Δ - Former Leader (Strange that basterd took it back) cptreynolds@n00bfest.com |
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Re: So my wife just had a sonogram... Congrats, bud! Just watch out so the little rascal doesn't piss in your face....
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One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin  Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas
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Re: So my wife just had a sonogram... I squirted out all girls, bwahh.
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n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin  Joined: Mon May 10, 2010 11:45 pm Posts: 3503
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Re: So my wife just had a sonogram... CONGRATULATIONS!!! Can't wait to see him! :D
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:09 am Posts: 696 Location: Texas
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Re: So my wife just had a sonogram... Coach wrote: I squirted out all girls, bwahh. you missed all your shots ;) _________________  |
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Re: So my wife just had a sonogram... Congrats!!
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 3113
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Re: So my wife just had a sonogram... lol, vision grats...pretty much same thing happen to my friend she wanted a boy kept sayn it was a boy ect ect...shes getting a girl LOL
but grats man and good luck with that little man..he will probably be a ladies man _________________   "I am the robber of my cradle. Candy is my body and teddy-bears are my blood. I have snached over a thousand little girls. Unknown to police. Nor known to Chris Henson. Have withstood time to stalk many children. Yet those kids will never be enough. So as I pray--" |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:28 pm Posts: 1295
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Re: So my wife just had a sonogram... Coach wrote: I squirted out all girls, bwahh. :( Now none of them can become bare handed boxing champions. _________________ Lots of people have birthdays in early November. I like to think that it's because their parents fucked on Valentine's day. "OH BABY YOU BOUGHT ME A HALLMARK CARD AND SOME F*CKING ROSES. PLEASE BUST A LOAD IN MY SNATCH AND LET'S MAKE A CRITTER" "LOL K" *SPLAT* -Gman |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 1719 Location: Chicago
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Re: So my wife just had a sonogram... Congrats Vision! Train him well...
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:30 pm Posts: 842 Location: vallejo CA
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Re: So my wife just had a sonogram... Congrats Vision!!!
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[n00b] Member Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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Re: So my wife just had a sonogram... JoeMamma wrote: Congrats, bud! Just watch out so the little rascal doesn't piss in your face.... Oh I know, that's why my wife and I put this on the registry: http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2574753 Thanks everyone!! I'll post a pic of the sonogram this weekend so you all can see his penis... it's absolutely the most magnificent penis I have ever seen... I'm quite proud, although I'm pretty sure he gets it from his mom's side!! _________________ "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage |
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Granny Scammer
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Re: So my wife just had a sonogram... I wonder if that would work for me while I sleep....
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:02 pm Posts: 1822 Location: Sarasota Florida
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Re: So my wife just had a sonogram... Gongrats Dude.
Damn I was Hoping for a girl so i could call dibs when she became legal =( XD Jk _________________ Total posts: 1337 |
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