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 Dewalt Home defense 
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Falcon
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Post Dewalt Home defense
"Dewalts answer to home protection that doesn't require a registration or license. This nail gun can shoot a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards and incase of a home invasion well you can NAIL THEIR ASS to the wall. Im not saying it wont kill the perp but they wont get away. You can also help build a friends fence 2 blocks away while sitting in your front lawn. This is truly how you adapt and overcome so Thanks Dewalt."

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So if anyone EVER wants to get me a present, ill take this

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Post Re: Dewalt Home defense
OMG That is amazing!
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LOL thats pretty awesome!

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its pretty cool except its just an ar 15 ,but it is funny

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Post Re: Dewalt Home defense
I wonder how long before liberals try and ban nail guns too.

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I wonder how long before liberals try and ban nail guns too.


Don't F*CKING start.

This is going to make home improvement incredibly fun.

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I wonder how long before liberals try and ban nail guns too.

Only the ones that look like military style weapons and large mag sizes!

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Post Re: Dewalt Home defense
Tazzaler wrote:
Natural Stoner wrote:
I wonder how long before liberals try and ban nail guns too.

Only the ones that look like military style weapons and large mag sizes!

lawl
if the nail gun/tools have pistol grips, it must be banned!

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Post Re: Dewalt Home defense
but lets just draw this thread a closed now by this:

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/d/ ... il-Gun.htm

www.snopes.com/photos/technology/nailgun.asp

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Post Re: Dewalt Home defense
Thank you Tazz, I was F*CKING scared of you 'mericans for a while.
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Thank you Tazz, I was F*CKING scared of you 'mericans for a while.

Oh, I'd still be scared, we're still F*CKIN' nuts.

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Post Re: Dewalt Home defense
At least you don't really have gun-like staples or nail guns or paper hole punchers. That would really scare the living shit out of me.
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At least you don't really have gun-like staples or nail guns or paper hole punchers. That would really scare the living shit out of me.

We don't....yet.

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Post Re: Dewalt Home defense
Tazzaler wrote:
but lets just draw this thread a closed now by this:

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/d/ ... il-Gun.htm

http://www.snopes.com/photos/technology/nailgun.asp

Well duh its just a joke, Its still funny and I still want one Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_03

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Post Re: Dewalt Home defense
Falcon wrote:
Tazzaler wrote:
but lets just draw this thread a closed now by this:

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/d/ ... il-Gun.htm

http://www.snopes.com/photos/technology/nailgun.asp

Well duh its just a joke, Its still funny and I still want one Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_03

I bet you more than one person took it seriously.

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Tazzaler wrote:
Falcon wrote:
Tazzaler wrote:
but lets just draw this thread a closed now by this:

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/d/ ... il-Gun.htm

http://www.snopes.com/photos/technology/nailgun.asp

Well duh its just a joke, Its still funny and I still want one Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_03

I bet you more than one person took it seriously.


I really want to take it seriously. Imagine how badass it would be for home improvement!

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Post Re: Dewalt Home defense
It would be a great assassins weapon, nail guns are not very loud
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Post Re: Dewalt Home defense
Savagestrike wrote:
Tazzaler wrote:
Falcon wrote:
Well duh its just a joke, Its still funny and I still want one Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_03

I bet you more than one person took it seriously.


I really want to take it seriously. Imagine how badass it would be for home improvement!

Yes, but I assume your aim will be shit and there for you're going to have a metric-fuck-ton of nail holes in your wall just to hang up your pin-up girl poster from Wal-Mart.

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Post Re: Dewalt Home defense
I can hit my Taylor Swift poster with pinpoint accuracy, thank you.

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Savagestrike wrote:
I can hit my Taylor Swift poster with pinpoint accuracy, thank you.

with the nail gun? or are you taking this to other levels

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