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Back in the US of A, bitches!
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Panda
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Joined: Sun Dec 16, 2012 3:48 pm
Posts: 30
Location: New Rochelle, NY / Cambridge, MA
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 Back in the US of A, bitches! No more French pu$$y shit. So get ready for some straight-up, American-style pwnage on my part!
And of course, a (finally, thank god!) normal ping.
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| Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:31 pm |
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Natural Stoner
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Joined: Thu Jun 03, 2010 4:51 am
Posts: 477
Location: Minnesota
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Re: Back in the US of A, bitches! So were the French douche bags because you're America or were they nice?
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Owning nubs in CS since the betas.
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| Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:37 pm |
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Vert
Forum Newbie
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:01 pm
Posts: 13
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Re: Back in the US of A, bitches! A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
:D
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electriX
Forum Maggott
Joined: Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:56 pm
Posts: 125
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Re: Back in the US of A, bitches! Welcome back Panda!! It's about time you fixed your ping :p
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| Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:28 pm |
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Panda
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Dec 16, 2012 3:48 pm
Posts: 30
Location: New Rochelle, NY / Cambridge, MA
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Re: Back in the US of A, bitches! Vert wrote: A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
:D Hilarious. Very nice, Vert. :P
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RussianTrix
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Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:00 pm
Posts: 2049
Location: UNDER YOUR BED
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Re: Back in the US of A, bitches! Welcome Back!
_________________ Vision wrote: How many girls (not fatties) have touched your no-no spot because you were a competitive CS player?
JoeMamma wrote: Not everyone is a F*CKING homosexual gun freak like you are.
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