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After our nice 3 day weekend for labor day, tues morning we get to fix this

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a 10 inch sewer force main broke right in the middle of a creek

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Im the one bent over tightening down some bolts on the sleeve

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Spidey wrote:
Im the one bent over tightening down some bolts on the sleeve


Nothing gets tight when you bend over.


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JFOBP wrote:
Spidey wrote:
Im the one bent over tightening down some bolts on the sleeve


Nothing gets tight when you bend over.


Beat me to it.


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up shits creek?


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up shits creek?


This! WOO! Snap!

That sucks man, nothing like the smell of raw sewage, nothing.

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Gross! shit just ozzzing all over the place.

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They should make this a "stay in school" public service announcement.

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Lol gman....that sucks tho spidey but guess u cant really bitch to loud since its work :/ shitty work but still work :P

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as a matter of fact C*CK sucker I have to have quite a few state licenses to do my job, I graduated highschool and have furthered my education a bit. I like to work hard that way I stay in good shape. I dont sit around on my fatass all day and read from a computer screen prompt. And this is not my normal job I volunteered to help these guys out because the other 2 ppl in the hole were 50+ yrs old. I am a Tv truck operator I drive a camera on tracks through a sewer line and inspect it. Oh and you also have to be state licensed to do that which I am. I have retirement, health insurance, 2 months of paid vacation a year, dental insurance. and the pay is good. So if that was an insult to my intellegence, F*CK you. If the place you work at is what Im thinking it is we have one here too and there aint nothing but a bunch of dead beats working there. ANd all they know to do to help the ppl who call is whatever the computer tells them

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don't worry spidey, we ♥ you

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being in school is so fun.... you get to be poor, spend lots of money, live in your parents basement or off of student loans in some apartment, and you spend all your time reading books. ;p that's why school is cool kids...

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How much are you making doing that job ?

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as a matter of fact C*CK sucker I have to have quite a few state licenses to do my job, I graduated highschool and have furthered my education a bit. I like to work hard that way I stay in good shape. I dont sit around on my fatass all day and read from a computer screen prompt. And this is not my normal job I volunteered to help these guys out because the other 2 ppl in the hole were 50+ yrs old. I am a Tv truck operator I drive a camera on tracks through a sewer line and inspect it. Oh and you also have to be state licensed to do that which I am. I have retirement, health insurance, 2 months of paid vacation a year, dental insurance. and the pay is good. So if that was an insult to my intellegence, F*CK you. If the place you work at is what Im thinking it is we have one here too and there aint nothing but a bunch of dead beats working there. ANd all they know to do to help the ppl who call is whatever the computer tells them



lol. Defensive much?

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LOL thats what I was gonna say. Gee whiz Spidey, I don't think he meant it quite that seriously.

Maybe you need some of that vacation time and slip some of that health insured dong to your old lady, bud.

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as a matter of fact C*CK sucker I have to have quite a few state licenses to do my job, I graduated highschool and have furthered my education a bit. I like to work hard that way I stay in good shape. I dont sit around on my fatass all day and read from a computer screen prompt. And this is not my normal job I volunteered to help these guys out because the other 2 ppl in the hole were 50+ yrs old. I am a Tv truck operator I drive a camera on tracks through a sewer line and inspect it. Oh and you also have to be state licensed to do that which I am. I have retirement, health insurance, 2 months of paid vacation a year, dental insurance. and the pay is good. So if that was an insult to my intellegence, F*CK you. If the place you work at is what Im thinking it is we have one here too and there aint nothing but a bunch of dead beats working there. ANd all they know to do to help the ppl who call is whatever the computer tells them



Wow spidey i wasnt meaning it in anyway to get an defensive reply back sorry :( and if you didnt notice that was a pun-ish at the end since you were working in a sewer line and its full of shit a shitty job hahah funny funny? But im also in school furthering my education spending government money that i gotta pay back :/ but will be worth it in the long run.

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as a matter of fact C*CK sucker I have to have quite a few state licenses to do my job, I graduated highschool and have furthered my education a bit. I like to work hard that way I stay in good shape. I dont sit around on my fatass all day and read from a computer screen prompt. And this is not my normal job I volunteered to help these guys out because the other 2 ppl in the hole were 50+ yrs old. I am a Tv truck operator I drive a camera on tracks through a sewer line and inspect it. Oh and you also have to be state licensed to do that which I am. I have retirement, health insurance, 2 months of paid vacation a year, dental insurance. and the pay is good. So if that was an insult to my intellegence, F*CK you. If the place you work at is what Im thinking it is we have one here too and there aint nothing but a bunch of dead beats working there. ANd all they know to do to help the ppl who call is whatever the computer tells them



Wow spidey i wasnt meaning it in anyway to get an defensive reply back sorry :( and if you didnt notice that was a pun-ish at the end since you were working in a sewer line and its full of shit a shitty job hahah funny funny? But im also in school furthering my education spending government money that i gotta pay back :/ but will be worth it in the long run.


He was talking to me, actually.

What he doesn't realize is that I make about twice as much as he does, likely with much better benefits. Also, he doesn't have any idea what I do for a living, but is assuming I work in some po-dunk tech support center with a bunch of mouth-breathing rednecks reading from prompts. He's being defensive is all. Just goes to show you how insecure he is with his lack of success.

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I guess you did owe me that since I threw out the weight thing in your post, forgot about that. I love my job, for the first part of the day I camera sewer lines then the rest of the day I play counterstrike in my truck against bots trying to improve my skills, which prolly will never happen. If your making $40 bucks an hour thats great for you, but your still a fatass so there

This is the truck I work out of everyday, cost about $300,000 bucks


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Damn, if only I were a pedophile. I'd be so jealous of your car.


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so who cleans the camera spidey? if you see an incomming turd, do you have to take evasive manuvers?

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yummmmm


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