My 3 favorite n00bfest members! Corey as The Pilot! Hobo Joe as The Weapon Specialist and Chris Hanson as The Engineer!





The n00bfest must deliver a ultra top secret secret to the n00bfest council before the evil non human race rebels catch up to them!



The n00bfest must make it safely to the "Exit" across sector 1. Corey, in his ultimate wise and super awesome decision making skills, decides to jump into the nebula which will make the evil non human rebels advance slower upon them!


As the n00bfest enters the Nebula of pink-brown shit A MANTIS SCOUT BLACK MARKET WEAPONS TRADER POPS OUT OF NO WHERE TO OFFER HIS WARES! Hobo Joe, being the impressive and legendary Weapon Specialist says "F*CK this guy, he feeds bullshit" and attacks the ship out of pure rage and hate of feeders!

Out of no where an evil non human rodent green piece of shit teleports into the weapons room and punches Hobo Joe in the FACE with it's non human green exterior! "F*CKING Gross as F*CK What the F*CK INTRUDER," yells Hobo Joe. Chris Hanson hearing this intrusions runs his ass off from the Engine room to assist in the ass beating of the non human rodent scum! Corey, over the intercom system of The n00bfest hears the ass beat progress and runs from the Piloting System to join in the ass kickery!



After the ass beat was finished Hobo Joe commenced the pushing of weaponry buttons and focused his attention towards the Evil Mantis Scout of Black Market Traders Of Foolish Weaponry. A blast of noise comes over the intercom system with a frantic message of surrender of the non human race. Corey makes the decision that "If you're not human, you're a rodent, and if you're a rodent, we dont have time for you, and if we dont have time for you, WE DESTROY YOU!"



With the destroyed ship in visual range Corey the Pilot and Chris Hanson the Engineer make the necessary repairs on the Piloting System. "Mother F*CKING non human rodent scum that I hate so much because they are trash and they steal and they smell and they use all the intergalactic funding to not better themselves, THEY DESTROYED MY FAVORITE PILOTING CHAIR," exclaims Corey the Pilot. "It's okay, I made fun of them in an intergalactic video game so much that I got banned twice. I hate them too and wish horrible things upon them," responded Chris Hanson the Engineer.

With repairs completed The n00bfest continues onward to deliver the message to the mysterious council of acne infested faces of virgins who wanna feel important on the internets.



As the 2nd jump The n00bfest enters more pink-brown shit nebula AND GUESS WHAT MORE INTRUDERS



This time around theres more than 1 intruder! 2 jerk offs teleport directly onto the Piloting System and commence a beat down upon Corey that he hasn't seen since 2nd grade when he wore a green sweater knitted by his grandma to school. Corey heads off to the medical bay to fix his broken nose and busted eye socket as Chris Hanson runs in to see if he can 2v1 but fails as they start to shoot him with laser blasters! "Hobo Joe WHAT THE F*CK GET OUT OF THE JUNGl....I MEAN WEAPON SYSTEM AND COME HELP DOUCHE!" exlaims Chris Hanson.



With everyone's ass kicked and near death, the team retreats to the Medical Bay of ultimate sophisticated healing power of +200 healingness while the intruders commence to destroy the systems of The n00bfest!

As the team recuperates in the medical bay of soothing healingness, the idiotic intruders barge in to continue an ass beating! But little to their non evolved brains the medical bay is constantly healing the damage done to the wonderful 3 crew members with every blow! Corey takes on the biggest of the intruders and puts him in a backward reveresal sideways started in line headlock and suffocates him. Hobo Joe in his 8 ft tallness does a scissor kick and cuts his foe into 16 pieces of grossness. Chris Hanson climbs on top of the lighting system in the medical bay and does a drop kick of ultimate proportions to his victims head severing it as he picks it up and screams "CROSS FIRE! You will get caught up in the....CROSS FIRE!!"


With the medical bay cleaned up and the bodies and body parts of the moronic intruders flushed out of the airlock, the team commences their repairs upon the horrible damaged systems of The n00bfest. Corey enters the Piloting System to see his new chair blasted to pieces and raises his fist in the air "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!" he screams in fiery rage hatred. Hobo Joe completes his repairs of the shields and sensors and notices the sensors look like 1980 camera systems belonging to the cow loving indian guy(Reborn) who owns the gas stations in the area. Chris Hanson slowly repairs the door system as he thinks about his recent ban from the Intergalactic game for his outbursts of racism and hate and tightens a bolt so tight that even the hulk would not be able to undo.

With all repairs completed again, Corey punches in the coordinates of the 3rd jump....will this lead to the team's ultimate demise? or will there be a big pay off?
NOPE! They jump right into an automated rebel scout armed to kill them! Thanks alot COREY! Oh yeah! And their power systems is cut in half due to the brown-pink shit nebula! what the F*CK!



Upon hearing the annoying alert of an enemy on the 1980 gas station sensors, Hobo Joe quickly reacts and must choose which weapon to power first, The Artemis: A missle system designed by "Hooker the drunk driver" or the Burst Laser System created by "Fomentar the guy who dates a girl who isnt all that" Hobo Joe decides the Artemis will work initally to knock out the enemy weapon system and then commences a beat down of the Laser System to destroy the automated scout ship to save the day. Hobo Joe, basking in the glory of the day, recalls his time spent with fomentar and wishes he could continue his friendship and blooming love with him.


Chris scans the area and picks up signs of enough scrap metal to upgrade the engine system. As Chris upgrades the engines he hears Hobo Joe over the intercom crying as he just stub his toe. Chris laughs.

As Corey pulls up the Navigation system to make the 4th jump onward to the council, he notices a distress call from another ship. "F*CK that guy, sucks to be him" laughs as Corey chooses to ignore it.


"Uhh, what the F*CK is going on? What is all that on the sensors?" asks Hobo Joe over the intercom. "A mother F*CKING asteroid belt with a faggoty C*CK sucker rebel automated scout arming at us" replies Corey. "What the F*CK asshole fly better!" screams Chris Hanson.


"Man F*CK asteroids, How the F*CK does it cause a fire in a room of metal??" Hanson says. "Yeah, stupid brown pieces of shit. We have a hull leak 2 systems over. Wanna play rock paper scissors to see who fixes?" replies Hobo Joe.

lol DIE NON HUMAN RODENT SCUM DIE

With all repairs completed, Corey punches in the next destination and leads them directly into a douchey rebel fighter. Nice flying C*CK sucker.



"Missle to the engines....F*CK yeah C*CK suckers! Laser Pew Pew Pew to the weapon systems.....Yeah suck it!, laser pew pew pew to the shields....BOOM DEAD MOTHER F*CKERS! I AM THE ULTIMATE CARRY!" screams Hobo Joe in pure joy as he carries his team to victory.



As Corey repairs the door system he comes across a bolt he cannot undo. "What in the F*CK? Did the hulk put this shit on?

With the ship's hull beat to shit Corey decides to head to the store to get the ship repaired and some much needed rest and relaxation for the crew. "Yay I wanna see if I am unbanned yet" Chris Hanson says. "Cool I have to walk my dogs for 6 hours" replies Hobo Joe.


Corey strikes a bargain with the mutant halfling named Clorox that is pretending to be drunk. Chris Hanson starts a bar fight with a administrator of the Intergalactic game he was banned from and Hobo Joe walks his dog for 2 extra hours while the rest of the crew waits for him to return to the ship.

WTF? Did you have a slow day at the Tennis Club.....no MILF's?

I'm guessing this 'corey' fellow is supposed to be me?

Try 'Cory'.

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Its Corey with an E because in this episode you're the Enhanced Spaceship edition Cory. Durrr F*CK face durrr durrr

Ok, ok.

I retract my statement.