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 Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike 
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Post Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike
These numbers represent the target layout:

[1] [2]
[3] [4]
[5] [6]

3 is my warmup target. 4 is Joe's warmup target. 5 is Joe's final target, and 6 is my final target.

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Now you all know why he sucks at Counter-Strike.

P.S. we were shooting my Springfield P9, which is chambered in 9x19mm luger. It's a copy of the CZ-75, which I talk up here ALLLLLL THE TIME.

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F*CKIN sailors...

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showoff haha

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Lol, so give him a p90 so he can rush up mid with rage?

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Gman, I don't see a photo in your post here.

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Gman, I don't see a photo in your post here.


Mirror: http://i.imgur.com/in9No.jpg

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Post Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike
who would have thought that semen couldnt shoot? what was the distance?

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Das wrote:
who would have thought that semen couldnt shoot? what was the distance?


Like 10yds.

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Post Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike
Aim has never been Joe's problem,he has the reflexes of a dead man though.A dead semen that is.

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Post Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike
I sucked ass with his 9mm (the middle right), but the bottom left was his 10mm, which, apparently, I didn't do all too bad on. I HAVEN'T SHOT A GUN SINCE 2007! That's my excuse, and I'm sticking with it....

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Post Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike
Lol Joe been in the navy for 7 years never shoot a rifle in my life first time got expert that was in 2007 and earlier this year had to qual again cared so little that I would have been better shooting from my hip and still shot sharp shooter lol
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I suspect his gun was rigged. He can't be that bad ;)

If it makes you feel any better Joe, I've never even held a real gun in my hands. My experience is limited to (awesome) water guns.
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Joes warmup looks like my first time shooting my uncles police issued glock and gman looks like me shooting a rifle at 20 yards.

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cybrslsh wrote:
Joes warmup looks like my first time shooting my uncles police issued glock and gman looks like me shooting a rifle at 20 yards.


Pics or it didn't happen.

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When I get home ill pic my shot score sheet and post it
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Reborn wrote:
I suspect his gun was rigged. He can't be that bad ;)

If it makes you feel any better Joe, I've never even held a real gun in my hands. My experience is limited to (awesome) water guns.

nothing against you reborn but this is sad that some one has never fired a gun even a .22lr ?

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I'll shoot the black out at 500 yards!!

Hey Joe, it's a good thing they have Marines aboard some ships.....lol

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Geeez, I'm Canadian and can shoot better.

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CPTReynolds wrote:
Geeez, I'm Canadian and can shoot better.

French Canadian?

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if he was french canadian he'd only be good at running away.

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