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 How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke? 
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Post Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke?
Terrorists in spawn, one turns to another, "Do you have a banana?"

"Who the F*CK eats bananas?"

"I'm a guerilla."

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Post Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke?
Well, turns out the winner is also the loser in this contest, ME. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_03 Yaaaaayyyyyy I'm gaaaaayyyyy. This weeks lame ass contest brought to you by Keystone Light. Why drink good beer when you can drink keystone light and sit around and beat your wife!? Keystone Light is made from washing out the finest coors light barrels with water and canning it for your consumption! Enjoy!

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Keith Stoned wrote:
Well, turns out the winner is also the loser in this contest, ME. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_03 Yaaaaayyyyyy I'm gaaaaayyyyy. This weeks lame ass contest brought to you by Keystone Light. Why drink good beer when you can drink keystone light and sit around and beat your wife!? Keystone Light is made from washing out the finest coors light barrels with water and canning it for your consumption! Enjoy!


I drink Keystone, Coors and piss on the reg.

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Post How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke?
A terrorist walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a drink and the bartender refuses to serve him. The terrorist gets really mad about this and blows up.

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Post Re: How n00b are you!? What's your best CSS joke?
This guy plays CSS, and he's got a bluetooth headset on that is only visible from one side. Nobody can hear the game except for him, and it's not obvious he's at a computer, just sitting in a chair. People walk by and hear him yell out "YOU F*CKING FAGGOT-ASS AFRICAN AMERICAN". Guy gets fired from his job. LOL

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