Having worked for Wal-Mart in the past, I am familiar with how seriously they take loss prevention (Savagestrike knows), and now they're getting rid of door greeters and just turning them into what they are, a huge security team made up of old people and cripples and people with learning disabilities you'd never think of being pseudo-CIA agents. I remember how I had to wear an earpiece and a walkie talkie when I was covering the lunches for the door people, and one time the loss prevention officer was speaking to me over the radio and had me doing reconnaissance on the floor by the door because some weird fat chick with bad hair and no bra was going around the store with a giant plastic tote in her cart and was stuffing random shit into it and then kept trying to sneak past the checkout aisle to make it look like she had legit bought all the shit. Basically they wanted me to keep watching her and giving her the evil eye and every time she tried to leave I stared her down like she was gonna be my dinner and she'd go back into the store and stuff more shit in her tote. Eventually she got tired of it and just left without the tote.

Anyway, Hali, while I am not a fan of theft, I think it's hilarious how you fucked with the old lady.

lol, i used to work for them too.

Personally I don't know you any better than some random who hops in the server, so I could not comment on whether you are a worthless lowlife or not.

I can tell you this episode is demonstrating that you have been dumb more than one day, but I won't get into the details there because if you aren't capable of figuring out why that is the case for yourself then you are probably a lost cause.

Learn a few lessons from this:

1. If you do something illegal, immoral, or otherwise contraversial it is probably best just to keep it to yourself.
2. Most idiots on the internet may laugh at this kind of thing because you are a girl and they are pathetic.
3. It is highly unlikely that you would want anything to do with those pathetic idiots.
4. Disclosing this kind of information could never be a positive thing...if you want to tell a story then think of something else to say.

okay.

lol

I would say Shredder is one of the more intelligent people in this community, so I would just take any advise he has to give. You're young and dumb, sure. Everyone is at one point or another. But even the young and dumb can tell the difference between right and wrong, and blaming your choices a lack of intelligence or common sense is not an excuse.

One last thing to learn here. Making up excuses is one big waste of time. Just learn, move on, and never stop trying to improve yourself.

This thread is just full of fun!

lol ill agree reynolds its amazingly fun.

You could probably take some spelling Advice from Shredder. :P

You're one letter off, Caniboid.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/advice

I advise you to seek advice from an adviser or advisor (oh shit, forum doesn't know that adviser and advisor are the same thing, damn!).

I think this horse has been beaten a little too long (it certainly didn't warrant 3 pages of repetitive drivel).

This is where I feel like an idiot for not reading through my original post. LOL.

silly americans.

lolololol



It's a tricky one, duder.

Also, BUTT NECKID I want to pretend you're a dead horse and beat you...in the dick.

WHOA, bestiality? I LIKE IT!

I took accounting and it is just frustrating when inventory goes missing let alone stolen. Though that's not to say i haven't had my fair share of five finger discounts when i was in high school.

gosh I can't believe how shitty you are :(

lmfao kisser,stfu