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Drawn on my girlfriends phone. Behold my masterpiece:


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FINALLY! A guide to the touching of butts! =D

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Wow my dad showed me the total opposite me> )) -:( <dad

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Yeah, but this is butt touching, not D*CKBUTT. LOL

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Real friends touch dicks.

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Post Re: All [rct]s & n00bs must read:
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Real friends touch dicks.


Why not both for SUPER FRIENDS?!


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Dick to the butt then butt to the butt! Superfriends unite!

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Post Re: All [rct]s & n00bs must read:
Or butt to butt while holding each other's dick. JUST THINK ABOUT IT!

As long as you don't make eye contact, it's not gay.


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Winamus maximus.

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I KNOW HOW TO DO IT NOW!

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Lol Turok falcodevil and I did this on my 21st bday but after reading some comment I think we did it wrong.

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I AM A HOMOSEXUAL for your health

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Post Re: All [rct]s & n00bs must read:
The other day I asked a gay man if touching butts was gay, he said 'yes'. I'm like "so you've never touched butts with another man and it not be gay?" and he's all like "No, because I 'am' gay." and I'm like "Shit."

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Kwang! wrote:
The other day I asked a gay man if touching butts was gay, he said 'yes'. I'm like "so you've never touched butts with another man and it not be gay?" and he's all like "No, because I 'am' gay." and I'm like "Shit."

that shit was deep Kwang, F*CKIN deep


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Post Re: All [rct]s & n00bs must read:
I always wondered how to join the two butts together. Thanks Hooker, you've enlightened me.

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this rash doesn't itch, still wana touch butts?

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I always thought boob touching was better...


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Post Re: All [rct]s & n00bs must read:
):- -:( ??? 

(╯°□°)╯ ︵ ┻━┻

\( ゜0゜ノ) (╯°□°)╯ ??


(╯°□°)╯ (o)(o) ?


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):- -:( ??? 

(╯°□°)╯ ︵ ┻━┻

\( ゜0゜ノ) (╯°□°)╯ ??


(╯°□°)╯ (o)(o) ?


Precisely, inorite? Oh yeah, what the F*CK?

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Kwang! wrote:
Jason0885 wrote:
):- -:( ??? 

(╯°□°)╯ ︵ ┻━┻

\( ゜0゜ノ) (╯°□°)╯ ??


(╯°□°)╯ (o)(o) ?


Precisely, inorite? Oh yeah, what the F*CK?


Ill break it down for ya :)


):- -:( = touch dix


(╯°□°)╯ ︵ ┻━┻ = throw table


\( ゜0゜ノ) (╯°□°)╯ ?? touch butts maybe?


(╯°□°)╯ (o)(o) ? touch boobs?


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