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What did you think?
Fucked up! 71%  71%  [ 22 ]
F*CK you! 6%  6%  [ 2 ]
TLDR; 16%  16%  [ 5 ]
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we all want MORE!


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I would like some more please......Wow coach and here i would have to say i had a decent childhood till i was 13 but i never been through what you've been through tho. It is good tho that your able to atleast write about it and let others know and its something not keeping you down cause it seems now you got a great life. I would like to read more when ever you get a chance to write it up.

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Holy F*CKING shit. Dude I feel so bad and guilty now. I grew up in a rich family , Two EXTREMELY supporting parents and two siblings. But your childhood must have been reeeel rough. God damn. I'm happy to see you lived through it, and endured that god forsaken step mother. I always Thought it was the step mother BITCH that only existed in fairy tales.. But OMG. After reading that you are my new idol. If I ever need to endure ANYTHING, I can just say to myself " it can't be worse than coaches childhood, endure it Mitch you weak F*CK." Me as well as the rest of us are eagerly awaiting part two to hopefully find out the more successful part of your life. But damn coach, I love you. But ugh did you really get anal raped? Cause I bet that one who went to navy schooled gayed up everyone there... And F*CK they were gay! That must have SUCKEd sucking their dicks and getting analed... Shoulda at least stole some money and bought lube... AnyWay coach I love your C*CK your REAL brother. And you. Glad you shared your story. And. Can't wait for the sequel. By da way even though it was in rough times, gratz on F*CKING all those girls.

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I'll put up more because of the votes. It'll take me a bit, but I'll get it up.

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I'll put up more because of the votes. It'll take me a bit, but I'll get it up.

Like your penis?

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i just finally read this. wow coach, that was some crazy shit you went through. my childhood was actually pretty good, but you and i have a few similar events. my biological father died of a heart attack when i was like 1. when i was 3-4 my dumb ass baby sitter tought my brother and i what matches are and how to use them, so naturally i thought it was cool then burned my house down. oh, and i worked on a drilling rig when i was 20 for like 2 months; no joke, that is some very hard work.

i would love to hear more as well. i know sitting down and writing one's life story is no easy task. i tried this a few times and only got up to when i was 5 or 6. i commend you on your effort!

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i just finally read this. wow coach, that was some crazy shit you went through. my childhood was actually pretty good, but you and i have a few similar events. my biological father died of a heart attack when i was like 1. when i was 3-4 my dumb ass baby sitter tought my brother and i what matches are and how to use them, so naturally i thought it was cool then burned my house down. oh, and i worked on a drilling rig when i was 20 for like 2 months; no joke, that is some very hard work.

i would love to hear more as well. i know sitting down and writing one's life story is no easy task. i tried this a few times and only got up to when i was 5 or 6. i commend you on your effort!


is your brother the Undertaker?

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no he is not

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I'm just sitting in the cafe waiting for my next class and I read this, I was late for class because I couldn't stop reading. I have to say it's a very inspiring and VERY fucked up story. You sir are a tower of cast iron and man. I barely know you coach and I have to say I have the upmost respect for you. I really get that cold-heartedness you explained. It's fucked.


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I always thought my life was fucked up a little. Had I gone through what you did there is no way I would be alive today, no way.



You know I've always been able to argue that my early years in life are on some level some of the worst a kid could go through developmentally anyway, but now I have to say "arguably I had one of the toughest childhoods a kid could have unless you've been fucked in the ass for years" because man that's a WHOLE other level right there.


I agree with that hole new level of bad. My childhood was completely fucked up untill I was 13 and I was, for the most part, good up untill 2 years ago. Then I read this. F*CK.


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