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 Happy Birthday Joe Mamma 
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(reference to the spongebob episode not bilbo baggins)

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"OH BABY YOU BOUGHT ME A HALLMARK CARD AND SOME F*CKING ROSES. PLEASE BUST A LOAD IN MY SNATCH AND LET'S MAKE A CRITTER"
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Happy Birthday Jamma! As your gift, you can ban me next time you see me ;)


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A little belated, but Happy Birthday Joe Joe

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Luke wrote:
(reference to the spongebob episode not bilbo baggins)


This is like trying to differentiate between being a C*CKsucker or being a HOMOSEXUAL.

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Happy Birthday Jamma! As your gift, you can ban me next time you see me ;)


You better not be F*CKING with my emotions here...because you know I will take you up on this offer every time... :)

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Happy Birthday Washington mate!

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Happy Birthday Joe!

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Wow, I should feel privileged! My bday thread brought Super out of hiding!

Seriously, though...thanks, all. Oh, and on a side-note...no valentine's day sex and no birthday sex for me! YIPPEE~!!!

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WTF!?!?!??!?!?!? I am so gonna hooks you up with some porns ;)

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WTF!?!?!??!?!?!? I am so gonna hooks you up with some porns ;)


the only porn that would make him happy again is of you. Remember that.

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snuggle wrote:
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WTF!?!?!??!?!?!? I am so gonna hooks you up with some porns ;)


the only porn that would make him happy again is of you. Remember that.


This... Cause let's face it... We all know joe...

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happy bday you happy sailor!!!!



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Post Re: Happy Birthday Joe Mamma
snuggle wrote:
-sugar- wrote:
WTF!?!?!??!?!?!? I am so gonna hooks you up with some porns ;)


the only porn that would make him happy again is of you. Remember that.


yeah....a bunch of homemade vids that i never could sell on MFC on my HD. =/ PoV and some solos.

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snuggle wrote:
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WTF!?!?!??!?!?!? I am so gonna hooks you up with some porns ;)


the only porn that would make him happy again is of you. Remember that.


yeah....a bunch of homemade vids that i never could sell on MFC on my HD. =/ PoV and some solos.


What's your username? I've got some extra tokens lying around.

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Yes...the only thing that would cheer me up is videos of sugar ;)

Make it so.

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Happy Birthday you Asshole :)

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Happy birthday, buddy.

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The Sun has watched you go around him... he isnt very happy...

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