Name: Mike
Age: 22
Game(s) You Play: Counter Strike: Source, NFL Blitz for N64, Women (the hardest game of them all)
Were you Referred to n00bfest by someone? If so by whom?: I wasn't referred by anyone, but I stayed for the soothing sounds of beer run's southern drawl.
Alias: Sa0sinner. (What's that? You think Saosin sucks? Please reveal to me more of your musical wisdom.)
SteamID (if applicable): STEAM_0:0:3786274
Location: Deep in the heart of Texas.
What do you feel that you have to offer to this community?
- my mom says i'm handsome.
- someone once told me i'm funny. once.
- blowjobs
- free kills to make yourself look better, when really i just suck
- will never: give you up, let you down, run around, desert you, make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie, hurt you.

Hello and welcome to n00bfest!
At this time it seems as though you only have 13 hours logged in the server and 1 post on the forums. If you are truly interested in becoming a n00b please take the time in the next two weeks to increase your time in the server and participation on the forums then bump this thread. We will be happy to reevaluate your application at that time and accept you as an RCT. If you have any questions, please send me or any of the other council members a PM. All n00bfest council members have yellow names on the forum.

Thanks,
n00bfest.com Council

Stick around, kneegrow. We like you here. So post some shit over the next few days then report back here. If you don't I'll be mad.

I've been visiting the forums each day. Putting in my time. Not too hard. Some of this shit's really funny.

Hello and welcome to n00bfest!

The reason you have received this message is because you have been accepted as a [rct] of n00bfest - this means that you are now a recruit for the [n00b] tag and all that comes with it.

There are, however, a couple of things that are required of you to get into n00bfest and receive the [n00b] tag.

• It is required for you to be active both in the game server and the forum. This means posting replies to threads you find interesting that will add to the conversation - it does not mean spam "lol," "haha," or many other one word responses simply to raise your post count. This also means that you need to let us know when you're in the server. We're not always looking for your name wondering when so-and-so is going to be on. It is your responsibility to say hello to us, make sure you get our attention, and are able to let us get to know you.
  
• Read the rules and obey them. As a council, we check up on how the admins respond to you; if you get banned for something stupid like team killing or talking back to an admin, you will heavily reduce your chances of getting into n00bfest.
  
• Read the previous rule again, and understand that there is going to be some hazing. If you catch any shit from an admin, understand that it's not a personal vendetta against you; it's just our way of making sure that you can take a little bit of abuse and harassment without blowing up and acting like a douchebag. If you're not OK with that, then get in contact with myself or any other Council member and we can discuss it in further detail. If you feel an admin is out of line, send an email to elders(at)n00bfest(dot)com and it will be addressed. Do NOT make a thread on the forum bitching out an admin or any other member. Such flagrant douchebaggery will not be tolerated and will likely result in a ban.
  
• Do not ask when your [rct] period will be over. That information is for us to know and you to find out -- if and when you're accepted into [n00b].
  
• Please respond to this message. We need to know that you actually got the message and that you understand what is required of you. Once you respond, you may wear the [rct] tag and take your first step into earning n00bdom.
  
• Make sure you join the n00bfest rct group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/n00bfestRct
  
• Also make sure you authenticate your Steam ID once you are accepted. You can authenticate here: http://www.n00bfest.com/auth/

If you have any questions, please send the Council a PM via the forums. There is an option to do so when you compose a message.

Thanks,
n00bfest.com Council

Uhhhhh, so sweet pea, you were telling me to check this one? because i don't see anything new... hmmmmmmmm....

Lol, didn't read.