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Name: tyler
Age: old(29)
Game(s) You Play: Counter Strike and lfd2 and fallout and leisure suit larry, and quake 3, and super mother funking smash brothers
Were you Referred to n00bfest by someone? If so by whom?: negative
Alias: twig
SteamID (if applicable): STEAM_0:1:7026351
Location: mutherfunking Texas.
What do you feel that you have to offer to this community?
I like boobs, and vaginas. Sometimes I like butts, really mostly I like butts, unless it's man butts. Unless they are fresh 18 year old man butts, those look like really nice girl butts, but I don't really look at 18 year old boys, because that's wrong and I certainly don't want to caress their nubile buttocks, no matter how attractive and nubile they are or might be to other people, people that aren't me...

What were we talking about?

Well I wanna say I see ur post but i can't say anything official till I get on my comp. all I got to say is, bout time you applied

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I would like to thank my mom and dad for having me, and I would like to point out to my father that I have clearly accomplished something now, and he can stop being so disappointed in me.

This is for you dad! I love you!

(I think I did all the stuff I am supposed to do, but I am kinda dumb so if I screwed something up let me know.)