n00btopia? Can we achieve it? I'm talking about the perfect Counter Strike community. A server that's settings and map rotation are so ingeniously arranged that playing on it is better then sex. Honestly, probably not. Perfection is unachievable because everyone's views what is good and bad vary so much. In the words of George Orwell, "Nearly all creators of Utopia have resembled the man who has toothache, and therefore thinks happiness consists in not having toothache..."

When looking n00bfest's potential progress on an xy-plane, despite there being an asymptote preventing "perfection" from ever being reached, there will always be the opportunity to come closer to said "perfection". Thus, the limit as x approaches infinity for n00bfest is perfection. Shit, I haven't taken calculus in years so sorry if there are some flaws in my logic. But point being, there's always room for improvement.

I recently held a poll about the map rotation, asking individuals to vote for maps they want on the rotation, and not vote for ones they don't. The results are bellow.



I think it is clear that the maps de_losttemple_pro, de_tuscan, de_contra, and de_cpl_mill received the most votes when compared to the other maps. Meanwhile the maps cs_militia and de_vegas_css recieved the lowest number of votes. From my data collecting, I think it is in the server's best interests to to add de_losttemple_pro, de_tuscan, de_contra, and de_cpl_mill to the rotation, and remove cs_militia, de_vegas_css, and possibly cs_kismayo.

Another improvement I would like to see is a couple seconds buy time. This allows players to buy their guns before the round starts. In a game like counterstrike, where rushing to spots plays such a huge role, this really helps keep things even. Also it would greatly lower the spawn TK fatality rates.

Thanks for reading. I fear if my opinions do not promote change, I will have to take advice from my good friend Karl Marx, and THERE WILL BE BLOOD! only in the counter strike server i mean... or do i....

I would only support freeze time right before the 1st round but I'm told that it'd be a total bitch to write a script for that. OR OR OR we could script it so that there was a second restart after the first so that it'd be obvious.

Buy time will never happen. Tuscan doesn't have enough spawn points. Didn't read through the rest but you have some flaws in your plans.

Damn, didn't realize tuscan didn't have enough spawn points. I believe the other maps do though. And don't worry, u didn't miss much. First two paragraphs are about as pointless F*CKING for abstinence. I gotta stop making posts when I'm high lol

This just proves that the overwhelming majority of the community voted for none of these maps or didnt see the thread.

If I wanted help running this server, I'd ask for it. While I can appreciate the time you put into making your obnoxious and largely useless posts, they're not going to change anything. The map rotation is under discussion and will be covered in tonight's staff meeting, but not because of your threads.

whats that?

lol hey I'm sorry for trying to get the map rotation changed. Obviously its the clans decision, and should be decided amongst yall. I was just trying to show my opinion, reasons for it, and the fact other people seemed to share similar ideas. You don't have to worry about hearing from me again though...

be easy

I thought it was a good try dream. The problem here is that I really doubt that the poll can represent the community based on the limited exposure, and on top of that, as you've stated in the first paragraph (paraphrasing here) everyone will obviously butt heads over what gets in and what doesn't. For this reason we leave the decision to the council n admins because in case you've forgotten what the motd states, they're pretty much gods and probably know what's best. Not to mention it's their server lmfao. Still you had my support buddy, valiant effort once more!

F*CKING DAMMIT WE'RE A COMMUNITY, NOT A CLAN.

I was wondering, I thought we were in the Klan.

HEY IM F*CKING DOING IT RIGHT STOP WHINING D: <

damn i wanted a real life guild or at least a freaking clan.... well fuk it community it is