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 U.S. History Class 
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Ok so today was my first day of classes for this semester, the first class i had this morning was U.S. History from 1877 to present. I was a little late to class so i didn't really look at my professor when i walked into the room for i was more focused on taking the last available seat in the class(score like a whore right?). after getting situated at my desk i looked up and then it hit me....my professor looks exactly like Hitler but with a full mustache. I couldn't make eye contact with him once during the class without laughing a little. I have a feeling like i its going to be a very long semester for me.......can't wait until we reach the chapter on WW2! I desire oh so deeply to ask him to shave a little bit off each side of his stash but thankfully i have enough common sense to not want to be kicked out of his class.

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Ok so today was my first day of classes for this semester, the first class i had this morning was U.S. History from 1877 to present. I was a little late to class so i didn't really look at my professor when i walked into the room for i was more focused on taking the last available seat in the class(score like a whore right?). after getting situated at my desk i looked up and then it hit me....my professor looks exactly like Hitler but with a full mustache. I couldn't make eye contact with him once during the class without laughing a little. I have a feeling like i its going to be a very long semester for me.......can't wait until we reach the chapter on WW2! I desire oh so deeply to ask him to shave a little bit off each side of his stash but thankfully i have enough common sense to not want to be kicked out of his class.


Pics or GTFO...

But no really... proof!

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Lmao that's amazing and u def need to take us govenment next semester...best time to ever take it I election year lol

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@ Hito that would be a difficult task for he has a no tolerance policy for electronics in his class, he kicks people out of the class if he see's them and he refuses to put his picture on the school website(probably because he looks like Hitler and he knows it) but i shall try for the sake of PROOF!

@ Win. I want to take a government class next semester but i pretty much already have a full schedule of classes for the fall (damn you track and field!)

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A couple of my friends have a dad who actually has the hitler moustache.

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Maybe when you get to WWII he will express the truth rather than brainwashing the students with the Jewish lies of the Holohoax and the "EVIL NAZI'S" who tried to take over the world, when really the goal was to preserve Europe from the Jewish controlled socialist state in the East, known as the Soviet Union.

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Maybe when you get to WWII he will express the truth rather than brainwashing the students with the Jewish lies of the Holohoax and the "EVIL NAZI'S" who tried to take over the world, when really the goal was to preserve Europe from the Jewish controlled socialist state in the East, known as Middle Earth.


Fixed :)

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I wore the hitler moustache once just to see how it looked. Apparently it'll make anyone look like hitler. Nobody said anything about it though so apparently it wasn't black enough.

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I wore the hitler moustache once just to see how it looked. Apparently it'll make anyone look like hitler. Nobody said anything about it though so apparently it wasn't black enough.


Not quite anyone..

http://creativejamie.files.wordpress.co ... -hanes.jpg

Just sayin.

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many lies are told in the class room one i remember that i almost got kicked out of my history class was japan attacked the US unprovoked, all the while knowing our logistical support of Brittan and the fact we had something like 90% of our naval fleet parked right in japans back yard on an island we did not own if that is not a threat i dont know what is.

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Kwang! wrote:
I wore the hitler moustache once just to see how it looked. Apparently it'll make anyone look like hitler. Nobody said anything about it though so apparently it wasn't black enough.


Not quite anyone..

http://creativejamie.files.wordpress.co ... -hanes.jpg

Just sayin.


Definitely black enough.


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Kwang! wrote:
I wore the hitler moustache once just to see how it looked. Apparently it'll make anyone look like hitler. Nobody said anything about it though so apparently it wasn't black enough.


Not quite anyone..

http://creativejamie.files.wordpress.co ... -hanes.jpg

Just sayin.


Definitely black enough.


If I squint my eyes and pretend it's a poorly taken photograph, I can imagine it being hitler.

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many lies are told in the class room one i remember that i almost got kicked out of my history class was japan attacked the US unprovoked, all the while knowing our logistical support of Brittan and the fact we had something like 90% of our naval fleet parked right in japans back yard on an island we did not own if that is not a threat i dont know what is.

Don't forget to include the many embargos we also put on the Empire.

But fundamentally, it's still a preemptive attack.

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slayer wrote:
many lies are told in the class room one i remember that i almost got kicked out of my history class was japan attacked the US unprovoked, all the while knowing our logistical support of Brittan and the fact we had something like 90% of our naval fleet parked right in japans back yard on an island we did not own if that is not a threat i dont know what is.

Don't forget to include the many embargos we also put on the Empire.

But fundamentally, it's still a preemptive attack.

preemptive yes unprovoked no

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Still waiting for the picture.


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I think we all know how you should properly "raise your hand" in class with this teacher.



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many lies are told in the class room one i remember that i almost got kicked out of my history class was japan attacked the US unprovoked, all the while knowing our logistical support of Brittan and the fact we had something like 90% of our naval fleet parked right in japans back yard on an island we did not own if that is not a threat i dont know what is.

Don't expect to get far with the liberal school system, or the Jewish lies in history. Anyone who speaks out and says something that is pro-white is typically suspended/in huge trouble.

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Still waiting for the picture.


Ill get the picture next class i have with him (Tuesday)

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