So Fulda Gap was a great trip! Nato lost by around 4,000 points or so, but we were also outnumbered by more than 200 people.

Strange did a lot of jerkin off.

Snuggle (and Hobo Joe) Snuggle bombed my RV rental...I snuggle bombed his tent back! It was really gay.

Fugly got his ass chewed out for drinking and driving, which, I believe was just a ploy to keep me occupied so Snuggle could do his dirty work...yeah, I'm on to you guys.

Lone Mortal was being Lone Mortal, as it should be.

Omega cooked some good food and got robbed when we didn't get best squad. n00bfest put in some WORK on that field.

Systolic sang some great opera, I was impressed.

Kirby was probably one of the most awesome people I've met in a while, can't wait to hook back up with him! (and his wife...)

Pit Stop was the butt of so many fat jokes that it would have made Luff cry.

Hmm...who else, Omega's brother, dad and other little friend were awesome as well. Esp. his dad, he's one bad ass dude.

Oh! Hobo Joe, yeah...Poor Hobo. I won't humiliate him anymore on here because the damage has already been done - But, my daughter changed all of his contacts on his phone to "Derp", erased all of his text messages and I sat back with a big, proud, smile on my face watching him. He thought I did it the whole time. It was hilarious to see him going through his phone, getting texts from different Derps, all the while not knowing who any of them were. Hope that works out for you Hobo.

Now to the title of the thread. That map is a lying POS, I didn't know I was going to be mountaineering this weekend, but that's what happened. Now, even my penis hurts from all the walking involved.

Sorry I didn't really get any pics, I think Snuggle got the majority of them, we'll have to wait on him to get home and get them uploaded.

Also, yes, I showed everyone my C*CK.

Oh, and Lil Kurby looks like Justin Beiber.

I LOL'd at work when I got to this. Too funny

Strange will post some pictures after work today. :)

Sounds like an awesome time!!

i hate you.

lmfao @ the Derps. Also, lilkirby does kinda look like the Bieber.

AND F*CK DEM NIGGAS... WE EARNED BEST SQUAD ON NATO.

Damn guys you don't realize how jealous I am... lol I think it would have been a great time. I haven't played paintball in many years so I might have been useless with the shooting but to hang out with you guys would have been great.

Oh... and why didn't Dirtbag come so somebody could mess with his daughter?

actually we didnt win best squad... lawl

No he's saying you guys earned it but they (i.e Niggas) didn't say you won it.

i know this^^ im just making him feel wrong

Yeah I heard about hobo joes phone...lolollolol at the perpetrator.

F*CKIN awesome report.

Hobo Joe got played hahaah awesome!

dont you guys worry. payback is going to be swift and oh so sweet. Even if I have to fly out to Odessa just to cover his car in cow shit and fly home before he sees it.

Yeah, Hobo got his shit owned.

lmao thats amazing hobo that sucks and is funny as hell that she did that...yay for father like daughter moments lol. Sounds fun what you all did and need pics!!!!

Lmao Justin Bieber and jury duty sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been telling you guys that kid looks like a little HOMOSEXUAL for years.

yeah, he was grabbing our asses and making strange cooing noises the whole trip.

did he keep saying "baby baby baby OHHHHH!" when he was in the tent with somebody?