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Holy shitttttttttttttt...this is the best movie I've seen since Dark Knight....at first I thought it was the Transporter rip off but holy shittttt this movie blew me away!! 93% positive on rotten tomatoes. I believe it will get nominated for an oscar...i'm gonna see it again this movie is the shit!!!!

"If I drive for you, you give me a time and a place. I give you a five-minute window, anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours no matter what."

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.:SenSui:. wrote:
Holy shitttttttttttttt...this is the best movie I've seen since Dark Knight....at first I thought it was the Transporter rip off but holy shittttt this movie blew me away!! 93% positive on rotten tomatoes. I believe it will get nominated for an oscar...i'm gonna see it again this movie is the shit!!!!

"If I drive for you, you give me a time and a place. I give you a five-minute window, anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours no matter what."



Ohh you mean Transporter 1.5?

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Mr.Reilly wrote:
.:SenSui:. wrote:
Holy shitttttttttttttt...this is the best movie I've seen since Dark Knight....at first I thought it was the Transporter rip off but holy shittttt this movie blew me away!! 93% positive on rotten tomatoes. I believe it will get nominated for an oscar...i'm gonna see it again this movie is the shit!!!!

"If I drive for you, you give me a time and a place. I give you a five-minute window, anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours no matter what."



Ohh you mean Transporter 1.5?


Yeah, what movie are you talking about, hoss?

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I think its Drive with that white fella. Stunt driver by day, wheelman by night

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Mr.Reilly wrote:
.:SenSui:. wrote:
Holy shitttttttttttttt...this is the best movie I've seen since Dark Knight....at first I thought it was the Transporter rip off but holy shittttt this movie blew me away!! 93% positive on rotten tomatoes. I believe it will get nominated for an oscar...i'm gonna see it again this movie is the shit!!!!

"If I drive for you, you give me a time and a place. I give you a five-minute window, anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours no matter what."



Ohh you mean Transporter 1.5?


Oh yea fags would think that before actually seeing the movie, but then again I wouldn't expect anything more from you ;)

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.:SenSui:. wrote:
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.:SenSui:. wrote:
Holy shitttttttttttttt...this is the best movie I've seen since Dark Knight....at first I thought it was the Transporter rip off but holy shittttt this movie blew me away!! 93% positive on rotten tomatoes. I believe it will get nominated for an oscar...i'm gonna see it again this movie is the shit!!!!

"If I drive for you, you give me a time and a place. I give you a five-minute window, anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours no matter what."



Ohh you mean Transporter 1.5?


Oh yea fags would think that before actually seeing the movie, but then again I wouldn't expect anything more from you ;)


What movie is it?! GOD!

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THE MOVIE IS CALLED "DRIVE"! F*CK!!!!!

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THE MOVIE IS CALLED "DRIVE"! F*CK!!!!!


LOLOLOL! I knew that, I was just hoping that his drive for movie reviews, as the title says, would go well.

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hahhaha i love you!

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Coach? Trolling? Hahahahahaha. Hahahahaha.

I didn't get it until you said that. :(

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Coach? Trolling? Hahahahahaha. Hahahahaha.

I didn't get it until you said that. :(


Okay, so check this out.

Movie Review: Drive! <-----This one says that he's giving us a review on a movie and that it's called Drive.

Movie Review Drive! <-----This implies that he's holding a drive for movie reviews, though I wonder why someone would do that.

See what I mean, bro? It's amazing what a little punctuation can do, heh.

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Coach? Trolling? Hahahahahaha. Hahahahaha.

I didn't get it until you said that. :(


Okay, so check this out.

Movie Review: Drive! <-----This one says that he's giving us a review on a movie and that it's called Drive.

Movie Review Drive! <-----This implies that he's holding a drive for movie reviews, though I wonder why someone would do that.

See what I mean, bro? It's amazing what a little punctuation can do, heh.


I am happy to see someone had the F*CKING time to post this.

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I didnt know which movie it was either until I read the description, then i figured out the movie and forgot about the topic title..my memory needs a fixin

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Proper punctuation is the difference between:

I had to help my uncle, jack, off a horse.

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I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.

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I went to see this last night and I wasn't very impressed. The plot liked to jump around everywhere and there was a lot of useless props that really had no impact on the story. Some of the scenes could've been removed with no ill effect on the grand scheme of the movie, and thus shortened it and probably made my viewing experience better.

I can see why the critic faggots like this movie though. Then again they like the kings speech more than dark knight and hurt locker more than avatar, so in the end their opinions are null. This movie will suck for the masses and be amazing to the critics. World moves on.

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I went to see this last night and I wasn't very impressed. The plot liked to jump around everywhere and there was a lot of useless props that really had no impact on the story. Some of the scenes could've been removed with no ill effect on the grand scheme of the movie, and thus shortened it and probably made my viewing experience better.

I can see why the critic faggots like this movie though. Then again they like the kings speech more than dark knight and hurt locker more than avatar, so in the end their opinions are null. This movie will suck for the masses and be amazing to the critics. World moves on.


Ur opinion is null and void right there since avatar sucked a big fat smelly vag

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Maybe you think so, but you're a hipster HOMOSEXUAL, so nobody really cares what you think.

Let me explain:

All-Time USA Box Office:
1. Avatar $760,505,847
2. Titanic $600,779,824
3. The Dark Knight $533,316,061

Now for the hurt locker:
$49,230,772

Lets do some math shall we? $760,505,847/$49,230,772 = 15.4478
Despite the fact that Avatar isn't my favorite movie and you assumed it is, and regardless of how much of a highschool kid you are: I have solid mathematical fact behind my statement. Avatar appealed to the masses much more than the hurt locker. The hurt locker appealed to the critics, because like you - they are a bunch of hipster faggots.

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Hooker is right. Avatar and Dark Knight were the shit. Im sure DRIVE had a bunch of stellar 1-liners that really pulled you in amidst the exciting hot pursuits and mini-skirts. blah.

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Hooker is right. Avatar and Dark Knight were the shit. Im sure DRIVE had a bunch of stellar 1-liners that really pulled you in amidst the exciting hot pursuits and mini-skirts. blah.


The main character was autistic and barely talked. The only girl in the movie was a halfway blonde girl with a bob cut. There was really only one car chase scene and it was between a 2004+ mustang and a chrysler 300 and they were driving on a highway. Boring.

I'm going to go watch avatar, just to piss off Sensui.

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Lol avatar is a good movie that is all

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