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CorpseHumper
Community Owner
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 8643
Location: Southwest Florida
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 MY HUMILIATING RETURN!! Yes, ladies and gents, after MONTHS AND MONTHS of being without a gaming computer, I hit the server last night and played several maps of CSS with my old pals at n00bfest!
WHEEEEEE!!!!
Unfortunately, I realized I totally suck at this game now. Even if I gave myself $16,000 in cash and 500hp, I could not get to a positive kill:death ratio.
Shameful!
I'll be back in the server playing once or twice a weekend now just to let off some steam (wink). Don't be mad if it takes you 22 shots and 377 damage to kill me. At least I'll be dead and you'll be alive.
PS - Reborn hacks, so I make him drop his weapons sometimes. It's not my fault.
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| Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:51 am |
 
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Spidey
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 1441
Location: Florida
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its good to have you back old man.. We missed you
_________________"Cursed is the ground for your sake. In toil you will eat of it all the days of your life. Both thorns and thistles it shall bring forth for you and you shall eat the herb of the field. In the sweat of your brow you shall eat bread until you return to the ground, for out of it you were taken. For, dust you are and to dust you shall return." “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life"  
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Shorty
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 1349
Location: Cincinnati
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Good, bad, or ugly it is nice to hear your voice in the server.
_________________  When victory is to survive then death is defeat. -Slayer, War Ensemble "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
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Rokatanski
n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:00 am
Posts: 2746
Location: Stalking Tiki's mom.
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got in right before you left :/
damn internets is fuktup
_________________"This ain't leetfest you silly nancy-pants fuckholes." 
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RussianTrix
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:00 pm
Posts: 2049
Location: UNDER YOUR BED
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HEy whats up!! I missed killing you when your invisile. I like searching for you on my gaydar when you change your colors!!!
_________________ Vision wrote: How many girls (not fatties) have touched your no-no spot because you were a competitive CS player?
JoeMamma wrote: Not everyone is a F*CKING homosexual gun freak like you are.
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BulletCatcher
n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:00 am
Posts: 2112
Location: Virginia
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Re: MY HUMILIATING RETURN!! CorpseHumper wrote: Unfortunately, I realized I totally suck at this game now. Even if I gave myself $16,000 in cash and 500hp, I could not get to a positive kill:death ratio.
Shameful! Yea def. noticed that last night that you indeed gave urself the 500 and still got the shit beat out of ya. CorpseHumper wrote: PS - Reborn hacks, so I make him drop his weapons sometimes. It's not my fault. And lol on that part.
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[n00b.i] TNAK
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Tazzaler
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm
Posts: 5727
Location: Dakota, North
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Man I always miss the kick ass moments.
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Reborn
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu May 21, 2009 11:00 pm
Posts: 2117
Location: Sagittarius A*
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At last, the mystery of my disappearing weapons is solved.
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 8983
Location: Georgia
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Welcome back, baby. ♥
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I got a sex change.
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Falcon
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 5230
Location: Rogers, AR
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welcome back old man, its about time
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-Purple-
Game Server Admin
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:00 pm
Posts: 5190
Location: Vegas Baby
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hearing your voice made me JIZZ IN MY PANTS. and i definitely did an EL OH EL at reborn involuntarily tossing his weapons out the window :) glad to have you back in action!
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fishkilla
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:00 am
Posts: 2238
Location: leicester,england
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Spidey wrote: its good to have you back old man.. We missed you agreed Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_06 _________________
BLOODY WANKER
are you dead MATE????????????(YES)
well then SHUT YOUR FACKING MOUTH WHEN DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
n00bfest is home
and there is no better
place than home
n00bfest London
ip 217.163.10.174:27015
come and play
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DeathTaker
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:00 am
Posts: 1114
Location: West Palm Beach, Florida
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WB
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Ginzu
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:00 am
Posts: 2713
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I the F*CK did i missed that :(
_________________Gman wrote: His grasp on the English language is as loose as Ginzu's butthole. 
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| Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:08 pm |
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WeEdMaN
[n00b] Member
Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 3188
Location: Tarpon Springs FL.
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well it looks like i need to get back in game so i can show you F*CKERS up again... but after 3 years it might take a bit lol.. so reborn is the new hacker huh? well we shall see about that when i get back.. i might play 1.6 for a bit to get some of the skillz back.
BTW css still sucks ass an is way to easy go back to cz or something..
_________________<div>n00bfest 4LiF3!! Da WeEdMaN PwNz Ya!</div><br />
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| Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:34 am |
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SuperEffect
n00bfest Retired Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 1944
Location: Parts unknown
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I suck so bad i try to use a different name but Astro always tells on me.Good to have you back.
I WIN !!!!!
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F*CK you,pay me!
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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 4626
Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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Welcome Back!!! It was fun having you back in the server again!
_________________ "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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SgtSlaughter
[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:00 am
Posts: 256
Location: Behind You
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welcome back, welcome back, welcome back
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Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.
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DurangoKiD
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:00 am
Posts: 2559
Location: Tampa, FL
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Try Lasiks... Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02
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