I sent this to peopleofwalmart.com, but I don't know how they choose what gets posted, so I wanted to share this LEGEND with my friends here at n00b.

Meet Richard Simmons evil twin, the guy who invented "Sweatin while Shoppin". Below is what I submitted to their website. Enjoy!



Notice this guy's impressive style, including the sweaty hair. There's nothing like working up a good sweat while you stroll through Wal-Mart. Not to worry though, he is on a mission to gain more weight, which is apparent by the massive quantities of carbs in his cart (8 loaves of bread, 4 packs of buns, 4 roasted chickens, soda, candy, PBJ, chips...). What you can't notice is the wonderful scent surrounding him like an aura of awesome.

holy shit 8 loaves of bread? damn lol and lol thats pretty damn good purple lol. Im sorry you had to stay behind him in line

LOL how much peanut butter and jelly is he going to eat

the entire cart is full of bread and hamburger buns and looks like hotdog buns too

This guy is so much more pimp then me
<--Jealous

Stfu. Your forum name is pink.
<--Jealous

Hey look it's an Anivia avatar but you never play Anivia.

Picture is awesome. I like how only half his shirt is tucked in, like he left his house and forgot to tuck the rest of it in or something.

How could he possibly afford to continue buying food in such bulk quantities? Somehow I have a feeling that he's not making a lot of money.

Food stamps? So actually we are all paying for his food haha

maybe training for nathans hot dog eating contest next july? they ran out of hot dog buns so he founs some alternatives. Joey chesnut better watch out

I'm thinking he pulled his pants up and his shirt got caught. But he's a pimp, so he doesn't give a F*CK!

Haterz wanna hate

Holy F*CKING Shit! Did you see the size of the box of Ritz crackers the black chick in front of him has! I've never seen a box of Ritz crackers that F*CKING big! Oh hey, Denise Richards is on the front cover of US Weekly and she broke her silence, that's cool since I was so worried about her after the whole Charlie fiasco.

Wow I'm surprised no one has made a Luff joke yet....

Yeah, I don't know where the guys gets the money for this shit, but his hat was from "Arizona Charlie's", which is a casino out here. So either he's really good at gambling (doubt it, but he could get kick backs from the casino(s)), he is on welfare (likely), he is on disability (cause he is a F*CKING moron), or he lives off his brother's disability (explanation coming). What you didn't see from the picture was his brother, who was behind me in line. He had lost his legs some how, and it made me feel bad about taking this picture, but just barely and only for a fleeting moment cause the pic is ePIC (yes I am going to hell, if it exists).

This is why I love wally world soooo much..never know what you gona meet

lol purple, this guy probably rides the riding carts around the store

That raght thars a big buahh

I think that those Ritz's and the whole extra cart is his too. And whats with that nail salon in front of the registers, i thought we were the only special ones :/

hes got his workout clothes on.. he must be ready to eat! haha