Financial Advice

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

It is called the 401-Keg plan.

And as a bonus...

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you damned proud to be an American!

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As a CPA irl I support this investment...

Lulz were had.

Very interesting

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa made my day

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And here i am giving all Our Beer cans to the homeless around campus............ I guess u can Call it The Kenny Powers stimulus package Now

It's better to just chuck them outside in a can and then let them root around in it, it gives them a job.