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 How to get to China 
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Post How to get to China
According to google maps: Pay close attention to numbers 10 and 26...

Driving directions to China

This route has tolls.- more info »
This route includes a ferry.- more info »

Seattle, WA

1. Head southwest on Madison St toward 4th Ave
0.2 mi
2. Turn right onto 1st Ave
0.7 mi
3. Turn left onto Blanchard St
318 ft
4. Turn right onto Western Ave
433 ft
5. Take the Washington 99 N ramp
413 ft
6. Merge onto WA-99 N
2.7 mi
7. Slight right onto Bridge Way N
0.3 mi
8. Turn right onto Stone Way N
0.4 mi
9. Slight left onto N Northlake Way
0.2 mi
10. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean
2,756 mi
11. Continue straight
0.1 mi
12. Turn left onto Kuilima Dr
0.5 mi
13. Take the 3rd right onto HI-83 W
12.4 mi
14. Continue straight onto HI-99 S/Kamehameha Hwy
6.5 mi
15. Slight left onto HI-80 S/Kamehameha Hwy
Continue to follow Kamehameha Hwy
2.1 mi
16. Take the Interstate H-2 S ramp to Honolulu
0.2 mi
17. Merge onto I-H-2 S
7.9 mi
18. Merge onto I-H-1 E
4.7 mi
19. Take exit 13B toward Halawa Hts. Stadium
0.3 mi
20. Merge onto I-H-201 E
4.1 mi
21. Merge onto I-H-1 E
4.1 mi
22. Take exit 23 for Punahou St toward Waikiki/Manoa
0.2 mi
23. Turn right onto Punahou St
0.1 mi
24. Take the 1st right onto S Beretania St
0.1 mi
25. Take the 1st left onto Kalakaua Ave
1.9 mi
26. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean
3,879 mi
27. Turn left toward 県道275号線
0.4 mi
28. Turn left toward 県道275号線
358 ft
29. Turn left toward 県道275号線
0.2 mi
30. Turn right onto 県道275号線
0.1 mi
31. Turn left onto 国道125号線
499 ft
32. Turn right onto 県道24号線
0.6 mi
33. Turn left at 千束町(交差点) onto 国道354号線
2.0 mi
34. Turn right at 中村陸橋下(交差点) to stay on 国道354号線
1.0 mi
35. Take the ramp to 常磐自動車道
Toll road
0.3 mi
36. Keep left at the fork, follow signs for 東京 and merge onto 常磐自動車道
Toll road
23.8 mi
37. Take exit 三郷JCT on the right toward 首都高・銀座・湾岸線
Toll road
0.7 mi
38. Merge onto 首都高速6号三郷線
Toll road
5.8 mi
39. Take exit 小菅JCT toward 湾岸線・銀座
Toll road
0.3 mi
40. Merge onto 首都高速中央環状線
Toll road
0.4 mi
41. Take exit 堀切JCT on the right toward 銀座
Toll road
0.3 mi
42. Merge onto 首都高速6号向島線
Toll road
5.4 mi
43. Take exit 江戸橋JCT on the right toward 神田橋・北池袋
Toll road
0.4 mi
44. Merge onto 首都高速都心環状線
Toll road
3.8 mi
45. Take exit 谷町JCT on the right toward 東名・渋谷
Toll road
0.3 mi
46. Merge onto 首都高速3号渋谷線
Toll road
6.9 mi
47. Continue onto 東名高速道路
Toll road
189 mi
48. Take exit 豊田JCT toward 東海環状・伊勢湾岸道・豊田東出口・土岐JCT・四日市・新名神
Toll road
0.3 mi
49. Keep right at the fork, follow signs for 伊勢湾岸道・四日市・新名神 and merge onto 伊勢湾岸自動車道
Toll road
19.8 mi
50. Take the ramp onto 伊勢湾岸自動車道
Toll road
12.1 mi
51. Take exit 四日市JCT on the right toward 東名阪道・大阪・伊勢道
Toll road
0.6 mi
52. Merge onto 東名阪自動車道
Toll road
13.8 mi
53. Take exit 亀山JCT toward 新名神・京都・大阪
Toll road
0.6 mi
54. Merge onto 新名神高速道路
Toll road
30.9 mi
55. Take exit 草津JCT toward 草津PA・名神・京滋・京都・大阪
Toll road
0.2 mi
56. Take exit 草津PA on the right toward 名神
Toll road
0.5 mi
57. Merge onto 名神高速道路
Toll road
30.1 mi
58. Take exit 吹田JCT toward 中国道・山陽道・宝塚・岡山
Toll road
1.1 mi
59. Merge onto 中国自動車道
Toll road
18.8 mi
60. Take exit 神戸JCT toward 山陽道・岡山・徳島
Toll road
0.9 mi
61. Merge onto 山陽自動車道
Toll road
192 mi
62. Take exit 廿日市JCT on the right toward 山陽道・岩国・北九州
Toll road
0.9 mi
63. Merge onto 広島岩国道路
Toll road
7.3 mi
64. Take the ramp onto 山陽自動車道
Toll road
59.2 mi
65. Take exit 山口JCT on the right toward 中国道・下関・北九州
Toll road
0.8 mi
66. Merge onto 中国自動車道
Toll road
39.9 mi
67. Continue onto 関門橋
Toll road
5.9 mi
68. Continue onto 九州自動車道 (signs for 九州道・福岡・熊本)
Toll road
215 mi
69. Take exit 高速鹿児島IC toward 鹿児島出口・南九州道・川内・伊集院
Toll road
0.2 mi
70. Keep right at the fork, follow signs for 川内・伊集院・南九州道 and merge onto 国道3号線
Partial toll road
0.4 mi
71. Take exit 鹿児島西I.C on the right toward 南九州道
Toll road
0.4 mi
72. Merge onto 南九州西回り自動車道(市来~鹿児島西)/鹿児島道路
Toll road
12.7 mi
73. Take the ramp to 国道3号線
Partial toll road
0.9 mi
74. Turn left at 市来I.C入口(交差点) onto 国道3号線 (signs for 川内・串木野)
4.5 mi
75. Turn left at 串木野駅(交差点) onto 県道38号線
1.0 mi
76. Turn right
0.2 mi
77. Turn left
0.1 mi
78. Turn left
325 ft
79. Take the 串木野~里~中甑~鹿島~長浜 ferry
Partial toll road
40.3 mi
80. Turn left toward 県道349号線
174 ft
81. Turn right toward 県道349号線
187 ft
82. Turn left onto 県道349号線
7.0 mi
83. Continue onto 県道350号線
2.1 mi
84. Jet ski across the Pacific Ocean
486 mi
85. Continue straight onto 塘后支路
0.2 mi
86. Turn left onto 塘后路
0.4 mi
87. Continue onto 淞宝路
0.4 mi
88. Slight right to stay on 淞宝路
0.3 mi
89. Turn left onto 牡丹江路
0.1 mi
90. Take the 1st right onto 泰和路
0.8 mi
91. Slight right to stay on 泰和路
0.1 mi
92. Take the ramp on the left onto S20外环高速
13.1 mi
93. Take exit G2/G42/中环路/苏州 toward G42沪蓉高速
0.3 mi
94. Take exit G2京沪高速(沪宁)/G42/苏州方向 to merge onto G42沪蓉高速
Partial toll road
354 mi
95. Slight right onto G40沪陕高速
Partial toll road
479 mi
96. Slight right onto G70福银高速
Partial toll road
130 mi
97. Take the exit toward 312国道
0.1 mi
98. Slight right onto 312国道
16.7 mi
99. Slight right to stay on 312国道
161 ft
100. Make a U-turn
344 ft
101. Slight right onto the ramp to G22青兰高速
443 ft
102. Keep left at the fork and merge onto G22青兰高速
Partial toll road
43.4 mi
103. Take exit G312/平凉/华亭 toward 312国道
Partial toll road
0.7 mi
104. Turn right onto 312国道
3.2 mi
105. Continue straight onto 东湖路
0.4 mi
106. Continue onto 崆峒大道(东段)
Go through 1 traffic circle
1.4 mi
107. Continue onto 崆峒大道(中段)
1.8 mi
108. Slight right onto 来远路/312国道
Continue to follow 312国道
Partial toll road
56.8 mi
109. Take the ramp onto G22青兰高速
Partial toll road
104 mi
110. Take exit G312/甘草店 toward 312国道
Partial toll road
0.7 mi
111. Turn right onto 312国道
10.0 mi
112. Turn left
2.5 mi

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Post Re: How to get to China
wow so epic!!


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Crap i can't get there anymore. I don't have a freaking kayak balls! Can anyone lend me one?


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LOL, kayak across pacific ocean.

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Or you can hide in Dirtbag's bag

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lol cyning but also gotta love how u gotta kayak 3200 miles and 2300 miles...

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I didn't read all of it, but I wouldn't be surprised if there's a stop in Tiawan as well. That's funny though. I wonder why they chose Kayak instead of like..a boat? lol.

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Post Re: How to get to China
14. Continue straight onto HI-99 S/Kamehameha Hwy
6.5 mi
15. Slight left onto HI-80 S/Kamehameha Hwy
Continue to follow Kamehameha Hwy




WAT?

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that is some crazy travel plans... make sure to bring plenty of water

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Eggwhites wrote:
14. Continue straight onto HI-99 S/Kamehameha Hwy
6.5 mi
15. Slight left onto HI-80 S/Kamehameha Hwy
Continue to follow Kamehameha Hwy


WAT?



That would be a split in the highway, stay to the right and it turns into another highway, or it's an exit. Stay to the left and you keep traveling down the same highway.

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Eggwhites wrote:
14. Continue straight onto HI-99 S/Kamehameha Hwy
6.5 mi
15. Slight left onto HI-80 S/Kamehameha Hwy
Continue to follow Kamehameha Hwy




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Hahahaha. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean? Pshhhh I did that yesterday. Took a wrong turn into the South Pacific and ended up in Antarctica though. My GPS was outdated.

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