I am the stone that builder refused I am the visual The inspiration That made lady sing the blues I'm the spark that makes your idea bright The same spark That lights the dark So that you can know your left from your right I am the ballot in your box The bullet in your gun The inner glow that lets you know To call your brother son The story that just begun The promise of what's to come And I'm 'a remain a soldier till the war is won

*cough* ripoff *cough*

lmao.

An alcoholic,sexaholic,obsessive compulsive,gamer,and logger.Now you know who the F*CK i am.

Oh yeah im getting to be a asshole in my old age.Or so my wife says.

One of these is possible from a wheelchair. The other... maybe.

I crawl out to the tree to cut them down,i have massive upper body strength.

I am a gigangtic HOMOSEXUAL.

horse dildos









































everywhere

yeah omega i pulled it directly from the show. Your mad rhymes reminded me of it.

I am the single mother of a 2year old, seductress, trouble maker, and also the responsible one. I smoke the trees and give away what's in between my knees. I am the the one sacrificing my dignity to be a stay at home mother. Massage therapist, CNA, med tech and daughter of mother RN / surgical tech and my father the mechanic going crazy whom i rarely speak with. I am a girl who is loved by her family and loves chatting with others and thrives on the happiness of others. I am never lonely yet always untouched and a strong minded gamer. There isn't a day I do not stroll with my son and dance with him, read with him, and tickle him till he squeals. Gaming is my safe haven and my life outside motherhood.

I am the cute one, and she's just my sister. ^^

Remember what website you're on.....

I AM THE ONE THAT LURKS IN THE SHADOWS, BUTT AT THE READY.

WHERE THERE IS A BUTT, COLD A LONELY, I SHALL LEAP FROM THE BUSHES AND TOUCH THAT BUTT WITH MY BUTT AND MAKE THAT BUTT LONELY AND COLD NO MORE!

BEHOLD!

(_)_)(_(_) *touch*

I am THE Champion. Bask in the glory of your Champion's might.

Me? I'm a Brazilian descendant who's born in America when my father was serving the Brazilian Navy as an attaché during the 90's. I'm considered a Mexican by most of the people here. I'm the youngest son and have 2 older sisters (both happily married and with kids.) I'm a college student at the Art Institute of Washington (D.C.) trying to make my life here in the U.S. I live by myself in a studio and haven't seen my parents in a while (still talk to them every other night.)
According to Dirtbag I'm a "metrosexual" and "that queer kid." I love to draw (yes i'm an art fag...picture here your typical french fag with a beret.) and want to be one day a Concept Artist and a Lead Designer to a major gaming company (read Blizzard.)
My close friends call me "Be" and "panda" but here i'm known as "Eggy" or "Eggwhites." Why? Not even I could tell you. I'm the guy who prefers to stay home and chill with friends than go out to clubs and such to get shitfaced. I'm your typical guy living a not exactly typical life (not from where i'm from at least.) I'm the guy with the big heart that will try to help anyway he can...hell I've already got stabbed 3 times because of a friend. I'm not exactly a ladies-man but still have my ways (hand cramps all day BABY!!) I'm usually the passive guy but will beat the living shit out of you if needs be. Played football for my High School (D-LB if you're wondering.) and also did Judo for good and painful 7 years.
I'm usually the kid who sits in the back and sleeps throughout the entire class. A good friend and terrible CSS player.

I guess that sums up who i am.

Adeus.